JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Habari, guest/ lodge gani nzuri ambayo ipo karibu na stand ya mabasi ya Temeke? Iwe na kipupwe isizidi buku 40
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Hua natamani sana siku moja nitoke nje ya Tanzania niende nchi yoyote ambayo hawajui Kiswahili wala Kingereza. Baada ya kufika huko sasa, hapa ndipo ninapopatamani niagize maji kwa Kingereza...
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Mapenzi ni kitu cha ajabu sana katika hii dunia maana kuna njia nyng sana za kufanya mapenz na bila kuingiza uume wala mwanamke kuingiziwa uume kwenye uchi wake na akaridhika kabisa. Kwa mfano...
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Mko good? Hivi mtu kabisa unatoka leo unasema unaenda club au bar unasema ni wekeend sio sawa? Wekeend kwa kawaida ina anzia Jumatatu mpaka Alhami, Ijumaa tuwaachie watumishi ni zamu yao!
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Usalama wa Taifa ni 'sector' kama zilivyo sector zingine. Kikubwa ni vitu vitatu vinne vikubwa hivi: 1. Intelligence 2. Usiri 3. Uaminifu 4. Uwezo to make it happen Mengine ni added advantage...
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Raila na genge lake wana bahati mimi na vijana wangu hatukuweza kufika kabla ya maandamano kwasababu imetubidi twende Marekani Kwanza kumsaidia Trump asikamatwe. Ila baada ya ishu ya Trump...
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😅 Kama upo vile! Yaani mtaani unakatiza, unasikia 'fyiii fyiiii fyiiiii' miluzi kibao, ukitazama nini kinaendelea, unaona mdada, kapiga baibui, ushungi na anaondoka na mikogo balaaa.....huku...
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Ukienda bar kunywa pombe unaweza kumwona mschichana anayekudumia mbaya mbaya lakini kadiri unavyokunywa pombe anaendelea kuwa mzuri mzuri huwezi amini kuwa ndiye uliyemkuta mwanzo, unaweza kukuta...
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Ivi wachaga mna nini hasa au mlitupiwa jini vuta picha jua kali kama hili mtu anakunywa k vant na konyagi anatafuta nini Acheni kujiendekez pombe sio dili walevi wote washamba tu
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Kwa mara ya kwanza msukuma wa kike kufika mbinguni akiwa mdogo na kutaka kuolewa
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Habari zenu mashabiki wote wa mpira JF Leo Yanga sc tunaingia uwanjani na malengo ya kupata ushindi ili tuweze kuwa na uhakika wa kuvuka hatua inayofua ya robo fainali. Mechi tuliocheza kule...
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Nipo jangwani see breeze huku naona hali sio shwari kama Mungu anaitaka Dar es salaam . Tuombe mambo yasiwe makubwa wakuu USSR
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Ukifatilia hata hapa mjini hawa jamaa ndo wanaongoza kwa black market , kuwa makini sana unapoanza kufanya dili na mtu kibonge , ni wacheshi wazee wa mastory ya kusisimua ila kukuingiza kwenye...
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Mara nyingi huwa napita pale Feri , ni saa moja asubuhi lakini kuna jamaa wanauza juisi baridi ya miwa. Watu wamejazana sana mara zote utadhani ni mchana wa saa saba! Nilidhani ile biashara...
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Hii siku sitaisahau. Yani mpenzi wangu alikuwa anasumbuliwa sana na x wake eti warudiane. Hii ilimkasirisha sana mpenzi wangu na aliniomba aende akampe makavu x wake. Kwakweli nilimpenda na...
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Kwa mfano hawa Wafuatao wala hawajakurupuka kama Wengine ( fulani fulani ) kubadili IDs zao na kuanza na Titles za Dk ( Honorary Doctorate ) ila bado wana Mvuto, wanakubalika na wana Ushawishi...
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Wanajf wenzangu habarini? Kwanzia furahiidei ndio mwanzo wa weekend mpaka jumapili usiku sana unakuta klabu zimeejaa watu mbalimbali wanakula,kunywa na kufurahia maisha bila kusahau totoz kali...
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Taja nyuzi pendwa hapa jf
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Kama umeoa tulia tu na mkeo , maana nyumba ndogo Ni kubwa kuzidi nyumba kubwa . Mnaweza Kupata ushauri kwa wenye nyumba ndogo.
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