JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Hii ni kweli, Mwalimu alikua akifundisha sentensi za kiarabu kwa mara ya kwanza kwa wanafunzi wapia, mambo yalikuwa hivi Mwalimu: Lugha ya kiarabu haina herufi "O" au "V", mara nyingi majina...
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Tuko hapa kwenye kikao na mamembaz wa jf arusha wing, Erickb52 yupo na ndyofu ya tatu hahaaaaaa. Wacha mchezo na ndyofu banaaaaa
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A guy was dating a girl for six months & he got tired of the relationship. Later in the evening he took her out & bought a bottle of malt for her. Then after, he told the girl that the...
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Hua nina tabia ya kupenda kusoma soma sana hasa maandishi ya kwene fulana; nilishawahi kukutana na maandishi ambayo mengi ni matusi au hayana maana kwa mvaaji; Mfano ninayoweza kuyakumbuka fasta...
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Katika mahafali ya4 hapa Mkwawa iliyofanyika jmosi::::Naibu waziri wa Elimu katoa tamko kua wahitimu wa shahada ya Elimu wote watapangwa vijijini,na mikoa yetu ileeeeee......Hakuna Mwalimu...
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No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between this two words;"COMPLETE and FINISHED"Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE ANDFINISHED,but there is:-When...
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........Wish I could see you, Wish I could talk to you, Wish I could feel you. It feels as the time has stopped, And the day never goes. Minutes are like hours, And the day is spent like a...
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Eti una sura mbaya hadi kanisani wanaitumia kuonyesha mfano wa shetani,,, mashavu kama paka mwenye mawazo,,, twende kazi.......
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ongratulations..!! You have been selected for assignment as a "Secretshopper" in your area. You will get $200 has been a Secretshopper. Your employment packet will include funds for the shopping...
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ticha alikuwa anafundisha somo la kiswahili, vitendawili; Choma akanyoosha mkono ili atoe kitendawili chake CHOMA: Kitendawili TICHA: Tega CHOMA: Nivue nguo nikupe utamu TICHA: We Choma mjinga...
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Mwalimu;Oluu upo hapa shuleni unasoma ili? Oluu;Muda ufike nirudi nyumbani mwalimu. Ebwana daah!
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Mwalimu;Oluu upo hapa shuleni unasoma ili? Oluu;Muda ufike nirudi nyumbani mwalimu. Ebwana daah!
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,Aliyeuziwa cheni kauziwa cheni bandia na aliyenunua cheni katoa pesa bandia!
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Ki M-Pesa changu kimezingua nikawasiliana na watu wa voda wakanambia nije Mlimani city for a solution, nikaamua niwahi huku kabla sijaenda kuripoti kibaruani kwa mhindi, kufika hapa naambiwa...
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JAJI: Nakuhukumu kwa kukutwa na mitambo ya kutengenezea gongo. MTUHUMIWA: Lakini ni mitambo tu, siyo gongo mheshimiwa! JAJI: Hicho ni kidhibiti tosha kabisa. MTUHUMIWA: Basi nihukumiwe kwa...
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am new in JF chit-chat as well in JF in general......... I nid ur co-operation jaman
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Wahaya kwa mbwembwe hawana mpinzani,jamaa ni mhudumu wa mochuari sasa anavyojitambulisha kwenye harusi,my name is Kamugisha am working with Muhimbili,infact professionally nawahudumia watu ambao...
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THE BIBLE AND THE DIAMOND RING A married lady was expecting a birthday gift from her husband. For many months she had admired a beautiful diamond ring in a showroom, and knowing her...
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