JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
iko hivi tuna mtafuta tajiri wa wote jf. cha kufanya rply porojo za mtu kwa kumshusha chini kwa gharama za mdomo.. naanza nina mpango wa kujenga barabara toka bongo hadi zenji na nitakuwa...
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Tukutane taifa ushauri usinunue tkt kwa wahuni ulinzi ni kupita misafara ya mkulu
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To My Beloved cacico, nimepata taarifa kutoka kwa rafiki yangu kwamba mama yako mpendwa anaumwa: With thoughts and Prayers, Love the Bright and Positive Colours of this beautiful...
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Wapenzi wote wa chit chat tukianza na ma swtlo wangu Kaizer, MOD wetu Erickb52 pamoja na mumewe cacico Asprin akiwa ameongozona na wake wenzie BADILI TABIA na Yummy. bila kuwasahau wadogo zangu wa...
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kutoka kulia; Erickb52, akifuatiwa na Mphamvu, halafu nyuma pale yupo BAGAH, akifuatiwa na Preta, akifuatiwa Mamndenyi akiwa amembeba charminglady mgongoni, anayefuata ni Nicas Mtei, kwa mbali...
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kusoma nako kunasaidia,jamaa kaenda uarubuni,kataka kuvuta kuvuta segera,mbele yake kuna mwarabuana kibiriti na hajui amwambie vp bac ilimtoka tu give me jahannam leo nimecheka sana...
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HII NIMEITOA SOMEWHERE NIKAONA NIILETE HAPA JAMVINI TUSHANGAE WOTE: 1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that¡¯s about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR! 2. If he drops a thousand...
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Mwanamke katuma sms ifuatayo kwa mpenzi wake. >Mpenzi kama umelala nitumie ndoto zako,kama unacheka nitumie tabasamu lako,kama unalia nitumie machozi yako....NAKUPENDA SANA< Mpenzi wake...
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Da Kiboga ambaye ni house girl aliomba aongezwe mshahara. mama mwenye nyumba akasikitika sana kwa kitendo hicho mana hakuamini kwa jinsi alivyomlea Kiboga na kumpenda kama mtoto wake itatokea...
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S***x Is a Serious Entertainment! You know why?? Because , it is the only fun you get, without laughing! It's not a joke! Try laughing while Fuc*****ng then you will see. Nawatakia weekend...
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Mke alimpa mme radio aende nayo choon, asiboreke sababu hua anakaa sana chooni. ALPOTOKA. Mke: akamuuliza Vp ulienjoy? Mme:akajibu wajinga! Waliweka wimbo wa taifa, nimekunya huku nimesimama!
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Mwalimu alikuwa akiwajaribu wanafunzi wake kwa kuwawekea pipi mdomoni bila wao kuiona ili waseme zina radha gani, alianza na pipi ya chokoleti, akamuwekea mtoto mdomoni halafu akamuuliza...
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Siku moja Mmsai walipatana na dada mmoja kwenda kudo sasa wakati wanado mara mmsai akachomoka gafla aka kaa pembeni, Demu akamuuliza mmsai mbona umotoka gafla kuna nini. Mmasai akamjibu...
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Still makes me laugh* Harley & the Vaseline ... *Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The...
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Tom and Jerry aired on T.V. about 65 years(1940-2005) Tom and Jerry have 163 episodes. The first Episode is Puss Gets the Boots, aired on February 20, 1940. The last episode is The Karate Guard...
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Utanisamehe lakini mimi nimeamua nikusemee hapa jamvini! Hongera yakusaliwa happy birthday to you! Sijui unatimiza umri gani?
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Meeting Of Two Oceans. Unbelievable facts These two bodies of water were merging in the middle of The Gulf of Alaska and there was a foam developing only at their junction. this is a result...
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Mme anasema, "nikiwa na shida, ki ukweli huwa natoa picha yako kwenye wallet yangu na kuiangalia. shida zote ghafla hupotea! "Mke akajbu, "mmh, sura yangu ya kupendeza humfanya mtu hadi...
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Inauma sana kuona mwanmke/mwanaume aliyekuwa mpenzi wako wa zamani ameolewa/ameoa mtu mwingine wakti ulikua unahisi ipo siku mtarudiana na kuwa pamoja milele!!!!
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hali zenu, nasikitika kuwataarifu kuwa nimefiwa na bibi yangu. nipo safarin kuelekea msiban. please prayer for me guys. . . .
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