Dubai trip = 1 plot of land
1 Brazilian hair = 68 bags of cement
1 Handbag = 10 Tankers of water
1 Quality shoe = 1 Trailer of sand
1 BB Torch = 1500 Blocks
Just these are enough to build a...
A stressed man was in his office thinking deeply, suddenly a man runs in shouting ''Peter, Peter, your daughter Tania just had a fatal accident''. Shocked, confused and distraught, he jump out of...
Hizi ni sauti tofauti za wanawake wakati wa raha moja ya dunia...
WAINGEREZA: Oh yes oh yes you make me feel so good! Soooo gooooooddd
WAMAREKANI: Yeah guy yeah fu*k me hard! F**k meeeeee...
Nimpende nani...Nimpende nani
wazuri JF ni wengi ila kupata wa ukweli ni balaa
wengi nia wajanja watoto wa mjini wamejaaa Tamaa
asiwe kama FF kila kitu kupinga,awe kama Preta..ili nipate raha...
bad boys aint good, good boys aint funny.........lord knows ishuld,wrong one with right one,
Hii ni baadhi ya mistari ya mary j bridge sasa hebu mjiseme jaman wale ma mr wrong inakuaje n wadada...
KWAMBA kila mtu `hula' mahala pake pa kazi, hilo halikuwa geni, hususan ofisini kwetu.
Tangu `mnene' wa kwanza, mpaka `kapuku' wa mwisho, kila mmoja huketi mkao wa kula kwenye `wigo' unaomkinga...
Baada ya kupata umri mtoto mmoja wa kiume alitengwa kulala na wazazi wake na kuanza kulala na dada zake. Ikifika usiku lazima awaeleze dada zake kwamba anataka kukojoa na humpeleka chooni kwa...
Hope mko poa wana Chit Chat,
naomba kuuliza hivi ni kwanini samaki Sato ni ghali kuliko sangara? pamoja na sato kuwa ghali ndio samaki anayependwa na watu wengi mf. utakuta katika mahotel mengi...
Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe
saa nane za usiku wakaamshwa na
mtu akipiga hodi mlangoni kwao.
Wakabishana nani afungue....hatimaye
mume akaenda kufungua mlango
akiwa na usingizi...
Sharobalo katoka kwenye mnuso
amelewa njwii, kaondoka huko na
chupa nyingine za konyagi kaweka
mifuko ya nyuma ya KATA K yake.
Sababu ya ulevi alipofika karibu
na kwake akateleza akaangukia...
Boss alikuwa anapita kucheki site yake ya ujenzi, watu wote walikuwa bizi katika zunguka yake si akamkuta kijana mmoja kaegamia ukuta hana wasiwasi kabisa, tena anatafuna karanga.
BOSI: We mjinga...
Kwa vituko alivyonifanyia yule binti anayepashwa kunisafosha kichwa tu sasa naamini wanaume wengi sasa hivi salooni wanafuata mambo tofauti na kunyolewa. Hawa wake zetu wangejua yanayojiri huko...
A CHAGGA man walks into a Barclays Bank in DAR ES SALAAM City and asks
for the Loan Officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he is going to
DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow Tshs...
Mtoto mmoja aitwaye John alirudi shule uso wake ukiwa umevimba sana na mazungumzo kati ya mtoto huyo na baba yake yakawa hivi:
Baba: Mwanangu nini kimekupata, mbona uso wako umevimba hivyo...
Mitaa ya uswazi huko, mzee mmoja alipita huku akipiga mayowe "mama weeee...mama wee..". Majirani wakatoka nje mbio mbio wakiwa na wasi wasi kimempata nini mtu mzima huyu!!
MAJIRANI:(wakishangazwa...
Kwenye ile video ya ustaadhi inaonekana alipokea sms mbili. Inadaiwa -na vyanzo vya kuaminika - kuwa maalim alipokea sms mbili; moja toka kwa "betina" na nyingine kutoka kwa Miss Bantu. Ile ya...
Sex
-at 8 years you ignore it,
-at 18 years you love it,
-at 28 years you beg for it,
-at 38 years you pay for it,
-at 48 years you pray for it,
-at 58 years you hear of it,
-at 68 years...
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