lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom...
Supasta alipopata mkwanja
akaamua kuhamia Masaki na
mke
na mwanae. Siku moja
mwanae
alipokuwa anacheza na
manati
akavunja kioo cha nyumba ya
jirani. Supastar na mkewe
wakaamua kumfuata mwenye...
Sura pana hivi.........anapenda kupaka lipstic ............umbo namba nane. Jina lake ni madame B.
Ni mke wa kaka alimtoroka mwezi uliopita kisa ni ukata alioupata kaka baada ya kufukuzwa kazi...
Wanajf wote wa Dar ni mgeni wenu leo naomba mnipokee nitakuwepo huko kwa siku 3, sihitaji totos coz mke wangu mzuri na sex kuliko mwanamke yeyote duniani. Natarajia mapokezi mazuri.
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Hii ni redio...
Jamaa kaingia bar kakuta
kibao kaunta
;;;BIA BURE MWAKA MZIMA
KWA ATAKAYEWEZA
SHINDANO LETU;;;;;;
akauliza kaunta kuhusu
lile tangazo akaambiwa
masharti yenyewe ni kuwa
kwanza anywe dumu zima la...
chapombe mmoja alianguka karibu na TBL na kuzimia papo hapo,mara watu wakajaa na kuanza kujadili namna ya kumsaidia,jamaa mmoja akaagiza maji yaletwe amwagiwe ili fahamu zmrudie!gafla chapombe...
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7...
Fikiria, ktk maisha yako umepita ktk magumu mangapi ya kukatisha tamaa, umefikiria mara ngapi kujidhuru au kuishi maisha flani yasiyo yako kwa kuwa umekata tamaa, huna tumaini, mbele yako mambo ni...
katika hospital 1 ya wgojwa wa akili doctor alikua anataka kuwa ruusu wale nafuu waende ili wabaki wale hawajiwezi maojiano yalianza ivi Doctor ailchola picture ya mlango pale ukutani theni...
Haki ya mtoto iko wapi?
Akikojoa kitandani anachapwa viboko,
ila mtu mzima akitaka kukojoa...anapigwa mabusu, anakumbatiwa na kuambiwa "kojoa dear"
TAFAKARI
ZINGATIA
NA CHUKUA HATUA
"HAKI...
Issa kijoti na mzee kipara wanampokea kanumba kwa shangwe na kumuuliza BIG DADDY mbona umekuja mapema huku? Au FAMILY TEARS imekuchosha,ama umeikimbia MAGIC HOUSE?,lakini ukumbuke UNCLE JJ wabongo...
KWA WALE WENYE MAGARI NA AMBAO HAMPANDI DALADALA, MNAKOSA RAHA KAMA HIZI!
Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu.."
Konda: "Vipi wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..."...
mekaa hapa roho hainipi kabisaa nkasema laahasha yabid niingie humu maana my judgement sijawasiliana nae leo saana kwakweli sasa wale mliokuwa mnajifanya mnamkeep busy baasi mwenye mali ndo...
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