Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
kwa...
A wife asked her husband to describe her.
He said you are " A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K "
She asked " What does that mean?"
He explained : you are Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful...
I have been away for quite a long time....namshukuru Mungu kwa kumaliza yale yaliyoniweka mbali na JF.
Sasa nimerudi kwa nguvu zote hapa jukwaani...
Naomba mnikaribishe na mnipokee tena kama...
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anamuomba ushauri mwenzie wa kiafya kwani alifunga hapati choo kwa muda wa siku 3. Mwenzie akamshauri atumie dawa za kichina za kusafisha tumbo ziko nyingi. Wakati...
Kuburudika kwa binadamu ni sehemu ya kila siku ya maisha. Kama zilivyo sehemu nyingine za burudani/mapumziko fukwe za bahari hupendwa na watu wengi. Ilitokea weekend moja ambapo pamoja na watu...
A PASTOR
A pastor married an uneducated, jealous woman. One day the woman was in the kitchen cooking when she overheard him praying in the living room, Thank you Lord for bringing mercy, joy...
Boy: Hi love
Girl: Hi hun
Boy: Are u free this weekend?
Girl: No i hv 2 attend ma auntie's
introduction & i hv bible study on
Sunday
Boy: Too bad.....thout i wud tek u 4
shopping this...
Dunia ina Mambo kweli.. Ushawahi kujiuliza ni kwa nini unapenda kitu au tabia fulani na wakati havina maana kivile?? Na je huwa hali hiyo inasababishwa na nini?
Mfano,mimi napenda sana,nikiwa...
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference
between confident and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about
that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's...
Kwa muda mrefu nimekuwa nikifuatilia sana jukwaa la Chit - Chat na Siasa nikagungua faida nyingi za jukwaa la Chit - Chat VS Siasa kama ifuatavyo;
1. Jukwaa la Chit - Chat halina malalamiko kuwa...
Tathmini ya wanachuo waishio na VVU kwa mwaka 2011 kwa vyuo hivi viwili imepanda kulinganisha na mwaka 2010 ambapo UDSM ilikua 0.6%
Sasa hebu ona hii;
UDSM~2.3%
Mzumbe~200+
Kwa takwimu hii...
Nikiwa kila siku namuona huyu kaka akipita mitaa yetu
Nikiwa chuo nilisoma nae ingawa yeye alikuwa amejikita zaidi kwenye dini..
Kila nilipokuwa nikimuona na salam yake ambayo kila siku ilikuwa...
Natanguliza samahani kama ntakuwa nimewakwaza baadhi ya wasomaji, lengo langu ni kuelimishwa.
Kuna mama mmoja ameolewa na kukuta nyumbani hapo kwa mumewe kuna mtoto alizaliwa na mama yake...
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