JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Sasa naona ni wakati wangu kutoa tamko on what happened And what is the way forward... Yote yamebebwa na video hii: PS (of course all this is just chit chat, if it was real tungepeleka thread MMU)
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chitchat siku izi haina mvuto kabisa...aaaaargh!!
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Mrembo wa geti kali alipokea cmu ngeni na mambo yalikuwa km hivi: SIMU:Hellow una boyfriend? MREMBO:Ndio ninae,nani mwenzangu? SIMU:Mm babako kumbe una byfrnd!ukirud utantambua!cm ikakatika...
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Jamani nimeamua kutafuta mchumba humu humu jf ila nimedhamiria kumpata kati ya hao wa3 NIPO TAYARI KUWA HATA SPARE TAIRI. Hata wanibwage ntakomaa hadi kieleweke kwani mvumilivu hula mbivu!!!
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...nakumbuka my youth age.... Tamu kweli..
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I thank Almight God, today am done!
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Women are like IPhone you have to touch them all over before they respond Men are like Blackberrys rub one ball and everything move
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Wanajamvi nitakuwepo Dar tarehe 30/05 saa nne hadi saa kumi na moja... tutafutane!
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What can we call this kind of guy?
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dah hawa jamaa wameua kabisa dk 15 tgo-tgo, sms 100 plus MB 50 siku nzima kwa only tsh. 450.!!! na hii likizo yangu mpka vidole viote sugu, usisahau kunipm namba yako nikuadd kwenye chat rum...
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Mmh huyu jamaaa kanichekesha sana
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"Una hamu nikumchambeeee nikikuchamba utaliaaaa" "una hamu nikusemeeee nikikisema utazimiaaaaa" jamani hiki nikipande tu cha wimbo wa taharabu wa jahazi. dah ulifikir nn...
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Its like ina-reflect ukweli
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me kwetu kuna mbwa 1 ni mweusi tii ana manyoya mengi anaitwa Cenna. basi nkienda late nyumbani nikakuta ashafunguliwa, ile naingia atakimbia mbele then atarudi nyuma yangu ataning'atang'ata...
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Kuna bi mdashi mmoja kitaa cha jirani alitoa kali ya mwak, lakini yote ilikuwa katika kudhihirisha upendo wake kwa ndugu jamaa na marafiki zake. One day alipokea taarifa ya msiba kutoka kwa...
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Katika hali ya kawaida kabisa, kama wewe ni mwanaume na unataka kuoa, ASEEEE JIANDAE KWA MAMBO HAYA: 1. Kujitambulisha ukweni. Hapo utatakiwa uende kijijini alikozaliwa mkeo mtarajiwa...
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WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY! Our Phones ~ Wireless! Cooking ~ Fireless! Cars ~ Keyless! Food ~ Fatless! Dress ~ Sleeveless! Youth ~ Jobless! Leaders ~ Shameless! Relationships ~...
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palikua na mabishano juu ya uganga feki alionao mganga mmoja mgeni hapo kijijini!!Wazee wakisema huyu ndo mganga wa ukweli, lakini kijana mmoja alisisitiza hapana huyu ni tapeli tu! Wazee...
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jaman judgement popote ulipo n yoyote mliemuona judgement mwambieni beibe nasty anasumbuliwa na maradhi ya tumbo ts serious iwant him hapa haraka iwezekanavyoo. N people niombeen jaman ni get well...
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PIMPERS PARADIESE...BY BOB MARLEY She love to party, have a good time She looks so hearty, feeling fine She loves to smoke, sometime shifting coke She'll be laughing when there ain't no joke A...
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