JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Skywalker - Best Girl.mp4 - YouTube
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Bora wakoloni warudi tu, sioni matumaini yoyote kwa hawa tulionao
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Kuna tuhuma kwamba kuna watu humu JF huwa wana tabia ya "kujipigia" Pasi. Eti watoa tuhuma wanadai mtu anaweza kuanzisha thread kwa ID ya "Mkongojo" kisha ana logg Off na kurudi na ID nyingine ya...
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Eti JK ni Rais tena kwa awamu ya pili.... Lowassa anajiandaa kuwa Rais 2012... Eti CCM inaelekea kugawanyika... Eti CUF ni "CCM B" Eti Vicent Nyerere ni mwanafamilia yake... ENDELEA...
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Bill Withers - Lean On Me [with lyrics] - YouTube Lean on me ya Bill Whithers Maalum kwa wale waliovunjika moyo, waliokosa Amani, waliosongwa na mawazo, wanaopitia nyakati ngumu na wale wenye...
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Katika mitandao mbalimbali ya mawasiliano ya jamii neno KAKA, narudia KAKA limeshamiri sana.... mara hongera Kaka mara pole KAKA mara karibu KAKA....neno hili sasa ninakuwa superfluous...
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Jamani, leo nimeamua kuikumbuka shule yangu ya Msingi niliyoipenda sana... Gilman Rutihinda ama kwa waliosoma miaka ya nyuma kidogo iliiitwa Darajani... naomba tukumbushane enzi hizo,. kipindi...
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...Alipo fungua thread akitaraji kucheka na kukuta hamna lolote!!
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Cool Msg by a woman: Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement" Weekend njema ;-)
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ya kwamba uzuri wa mtu ni tabia yake pamoja na matendo yake na wala siyo muonekano wake. Amini amini nawaambia, kama mtu hana mvuto kwa nje, basi ana wakati mgumu sana kuweza kupata wasaa wa...
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Unampa lift mtu kwa gari yako na ndani ya gari redio inapiga mziki mororow akishaingia ndani ya gari unamuona anatoa simu yake, kisha anawasha redio ya sumu yake, nasimu ni mchina, nyingi sauti...
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Zoba na wenzake walipewa homework na mwalimu wao siku ya ijumaa,waliambiwa wachore gari likipanda mlima.Siku ya jumatatu mwalimu alikagua kazi na wote walichora gari likipanda mlima,ila Zoba...
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Lee Majors After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but...
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Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom, from under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. So, she reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the...
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Hivi hii Miayo ambayo tunapiga hadi michozi inatutoka chanzo chake nini hasa?? Na kwa nini michozi itutiririke kama tumefiwa au tuna furaha wakati sivyo??
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Utamkuta mtu anagobana na mwenzake ua anasimulia habari za mgomvi wake utasikia akisema mie sio mswahili aniachie mambo yake ya mazese ya huko uswahilini ukimtazama huyo anaetoa maneno hayo...
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mazungumzo mganga na mteja haya hapa.. MGANGA: karibu kijana nikusaidie nini? KIJANA: naomba unisaidie uume wangu hausimami, MGANGA: kwahiyo KIJANA:nataka usimame MGANGA:una mke...
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An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free. After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of...
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Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr &...
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A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Jolly Club For His Birthday .. At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You? Wife Asks: How Does He Know You? Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football with...
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