Cku 1 Papa Benedict XVI alikuwa anataka kwenda shopping akamwita dereva wake na kumwambia leo ntaendesha mimi wwe utakaa pemben....Walipokuwa barabarani traffic akawasimamisha na alipoona Papa ndo...
Tulianza vizuri baada ya msiba wa dada yetu ila siku hizi mko kimyaaaaaa!! japo uzuri wa kule baadhi yetu tunatumia real names! mpo wapi wadau wa JF chitchat skype?
Kuna mtu kanikera kweli na nimemsaka kote nimemkosa sasa i know kwa hapa ujumbe utamfikia.
Ulipendwa ukaringa,ukanianza upya baada ya kukutupulia mbali. Okay sasa baada ya kuona nimemove on ni...
Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney got on and took the aisle seat next to the two...
nakumbukaaa kipindi hichoo niko skull mojaaa ya boarding ikoo mwagaa juu[usangi}wanaiita shigapound[shinga tiriiiiiii],kulikuwaa kunabaridi sanaa asee...kimbembee ni kuogaa sasaaa,wazee tulikuwa...
Wenzetu wa Tosa na Mkwawa wamekumbukana,furaha iliyoje!vp wa Mazengo tupo?au niko peke yangu?namkumbuka Tembo,Mgohamwende,Mgalula,Unyama unyama,Malima,Mushumbuzi(alikuwa hatumii bakora,ye makofi...
hivi nyie wauza koni ndo makusudi au. mkiona hakuna wateja mnakuja nyumba za watu alafu mnawaita watoto ili wakiona vitu vyenu waanze kulia ili wapate kununuliwa na wazazi wao achane hizo bana...
A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a...
Daktari mmoja wa hospitali fulani huku mkoani alimpokea mgonjwa akiwa na matatizo ya kuvimba bush..then dokta akataja cost za kumfanyia sugery mean upasuaji na apointment ya siku mgonjwa kuja...
A guy says to the bartender, "A glass of your finest Less, please."
"Less? Never heard of it."
"C'mon, sure you have."
"No, really, we don't stock it. What is it? Some kind of foreign beer?"...
Neno dogo lenye maana pana, angalia;- M=malengo ni dira ya mafanikio. A=Angalia walioko chini, kwani maisha ni kupanda na kushuka. Na chochote upewacho ni mtihani kwako. I= Ishi kama dunia ni kitu...
The definitive explanation of MARKETING
This will clear up any confusion ......
You're a woman and you see a handsome man at a party.
You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's...
Seeing the Unseen
Wife: U say I look old but one of your friends still praises me.
Husband: Must be Jignesh Shah!
Wife: Yes but how do you know?
Husband: He is a Scrap Dealer.
MEN WILL NEVER CHANGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
In his highly...
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