Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my...
Ndugu wanaJF,kati ya sisi watanzania wengi tunashindwa kufanikiwa katika mambo flaniflani kwa sababu tu hatujui format ya kuandika jambo flani.jst take your time to copy and paste any important...
* I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Cheque books.
* The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
* What is...
KWA WALE WENYE MAGARI NA AMBAO HAMPANDI DALADALA.
HIVI NDO VIOJA TUNAVYOPATA KWENYE DALADALA WENZENU TUSIO NA MAGARI!
Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu.."
Konda: "Vipi...
1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the wrapper.
2. You call a person you've never met before uncle or aunt.
3. More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes in...
Nakumbuka sana changamoto nilizokua nimekutana nazo by the time najiunga Jf, binafsi yangu nimepata kuwasaidia maelekezo Members wenzangu wa4 namna ya kujiunga Jf.
Tofauti na mimi wakati...
Wana wa Bodi wenza, habarini za Jumapili .
Napenda sana kuutumia uwepo wa wengi wenu majumbani katika siku kama hii ya leo kupenyeza lile/yale yaliokita/gonga nafsi yangu katika wiki...
Judge: why did you shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover?
Man: Your honour, it is easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week!
Thought for the Night:
When a bird is alive... it eats Ants.
When the bird is dead... Ants eat the bird!
So... Time & Circumstances can change at any time...
Don't devalue or hurt anyone in...
Mara baada ya taarufa ya Habari,TBC watarusha walsha ya Kuchangia CCM katika ukumbi wa AICC Arusha,Wabunge na Wazari waliopo na wastaafu Mbalimbali watakuwepo...
Usikose kuitazama TBC...
Wanafunzi watano wa chuo kikuu kimoja hapa nchini walikuwa wanatakiwa wafanye mtihani siku inayofuata. Wale wanafunzi walikunywa pombe mpaka saa kumi za usiku,asubuhi ya siku ya mtihani kila mmoja...
Unajivunia nini kuwa mtanzania?
Je ungozi uliopo madarakani umenufaika nao vp?
Umejifunza nini mpaka sasa katika kuhakikisha kura yako ya baadae haipotei?
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then you see what the other person has ordered. You then regret and wish you had ordered that..
Two men, sentenced to die on the same day, were led down to the room where the electric chair was. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final...
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