Sharobaro alikua ameketi back seat kny daladala na sista duu akamtamani na kuanza kumtongoza.. Sista duu akawa kimya bila kujib kitu.. Sharobaro akawa king'ang'anizi na kuendelea kumwaga "sera"...
Mwalimu mmoja alienda darasani huku amechoka,kufika tu akawapa wanafunzi vitabu wasome kisa cha ''watu wa pangoni''.Mara akapitiwa na usingizini na kuuchapa pale pale mezani kwake.
Gafla anashtuka...
foleni kubwa kwenye daladala,jamaa kaona ni heri amtumie msg bosi wake kumtaarifu kuwa atachelewa..ile kumaliza kuandika tu kibaka kakwapua simu..jamaa kaishia kupiga kelele tu BONYEZA SEND...
A boy donated blood to his girl friend,
when they broke up the boy wanted his blood back,
the girl threw a bloody pad at him and say i will pay u
in monthly installment!!!
Imekuwa shida sana kujua watu wanafanya kazi gani mjini.Leo nimewaletea jinsi ya kujua jeri yao.Usitishwe na tai na safari zao zao za posta.Lakini kinachowaweka mjini ni hiki.Fuata maelekezo ya...
Kuna mkuu kanikumbusha kuhusu ndoto.. Kuna hii ndoto huwa wengi tumeipitia kama tulivyopitia darasa la kwanza NDOTO HII NI... UNAOTA UPO CHOONI UNAKOJOA KWA RAHA MUSTAREHE KUMBE UPO KITANDANI...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! "
"What a...
Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying...
Mgombea alienda katika kampeni za Uchaguzi kwenye Kijiji cha SENGE mkoani Ruvuma.
Salamu ikawa hivi:
"Mwenyekiti na Katibu wa SENGE.............. ............... .
Ndugu Wananchi wa...
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample...
Hii tabia ya kuwapa majina watoto bilakufanya tafakuri inaweza kuathiri wengine kisaikolojia
Nauliza kuhusu jina la Mgombea kwa iketi ya Gamba A.K.A CCM Arumeru Mashariki anayeitwa...
nikiwa naoga leo...gafla nikawaza maisha yangu ya O'level...na moja kwa moja nikazama class...form 3C...moja kwa moja najikuta naikumbuka topic ya reproduction...
niliielewa kuliko zote aise...
Enyi ndugu na jamaa, salaam kwenu! Ktk kupita kwangu vidato mbalimbali nilikua nachanganya sana spelling au pronounciation ya maneno anuai ya kimombo. Mfano: Maintenance nakosea na kuandika...
Leo nilikuwa na mizunguko mjini, na nilikuwa na kazi iliyohitaji niifanyie ndani ya internet cafe. Baada ya kumaliza kazi ile ilibidi niingie JF kujua nini kimejiri. Kwa kuwa internet cafe ile...
Habari ya jumapili ndugu zangu. Ni matumaini yangu kuwa kila mwanaJF kwa imani yake anaheshimu misingi ya maadili ya kiimani.
Leo mmenikwaza, nawaambia mmenikwaza mchungaji wenu. Kwani sio wewe...
A married man died before having sex with his wife.His wife cut his dick off and fixed it on the wall.Each night she would go to the wall to satisfy herself.One day the neighbor found out and made...
Hivi ikitokea wanawake wakaanzisha mgomo dunia nzima kuwa hawafanyi mapenzi na mtu yeyote hata mume kwa miezi kadhaa itakuwaje kwa wanaume??
Kila unayemtongoza anakutosa...hali ingekuwa kwa...
Qouted in 2006....
Mimi nina umri wa miaka 34.
Malezi na makuzi yangu yalikuwa ya wazazi ambao kwa sasa wangeitwa "machekibobu". Yaani watu wa kujionyesha kwamba wana fedha,na hawana maisha ya...
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