JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Wadau wa JF, naamini wengi wetu ni watumiaji au tulishatumia usafiri wa uma al'maarufu kama daladala. Kama taratibu za usafiri huu zilivyo, ukishalipa nauli shart upewe tiketi. Naamini pia wengi...

kumbuka unavyotaniwa na wenzako :lol: :lol: :lol: unaambiwa etiiiii -una meno kama karanga za bwashee....... -kicha kama boflo la mkate -macho kama gololi dungudungu...

Angry husband is not happy with his wife & sends a message to his mother inlaw: "ur product is not matching my requirements...." smart mother inlaw replies: "warranty expired,manufacturer not...

This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be...

Leo nilikuwa pande za kijenge, arusha. Ni kawaida watu kuwa na simu zaidi ya moja yaani simu mbili mpaka tatu. Sasa kuna jamaa ana wallet ( yaan pochi) mbili. Sasa nkajiuliza kwa nn ana pochi...

Siku ya kiama ilifika,wote wakawa mbele za Mungu.Mwenyezi Mungu akasema,"fanyeni mistari miwili,wanawake kushoto,wanaume kulia",wakatii.Kisha akawaambia,"wanaume wote waliokuwa wakipelekeshwa na...

uu leo nipo Sumbawanga ila nimesikia RADI zina madaraja!!Kuna ya 1000,3000,5000,7000,10000,300000!!! Hiyo ya 30000 inazidi BM!Kwahiyo anayehitaji apm!!

S.L.E.E.P S=say thanks to GOD L=laying in the bed E=eyes closed slowly {Good night ma E=End of the day {dias} P=plan for the next day

An anagram, as we all know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following examples are quite astounding! Dormitory - Dirty Room...

weekend na vijambo... watu wanacheza kila DJ anaoachia hewani... nyimbo zingine hazileti maana ukicheza mvulana...kwa mfano rihana anaimba "if i were a boy"...mnisamehe sauti yangu mbaya...haya...

hii k2 huwa inaniumiza kichwa acha leo niweke wazi,utakuta mdada mrembo tu na nimke wa mtu sametime lkn unakuta anavaa nguo za kubana sana mwili wengine wanavaa mpaka nguo nyepesi sn yani unaona...

Jaman ninatatizo la kumfuatilia mdada anayeitwa HUSNINYO! Hasa kwenye coments zake,huyu mdada huwa anakuwaga na majibu yake ya kiaina yaan shortcut,mm huwa najiuliza huyu mdada ana mume au...

Umesema unatafuta mme,naam nimejileta na sifa ninazo,JF wanadai unakauli mbaya,hata ukinichapa kofi kwa hasira mi nitaona kama michezo ya kimapenzi.Kubali ombi langu,leo tupeane PM halafu ndoa...

Leo nilikuwa pande za kijenge, arusha. Ni kawaida watu kuwa na simu zaidi ya moja yaani simu mbili mpaka tatu. Sasa kuna jamaa ana wallet ( yaan pochi) mbili. Sasa nkajiuliza kwa nn ana pochi...

mimi nimetia maguu katika huu mji wa tabora kama kuna mwanajamii yeyote angependa tukutane anipm!Na mimi nitafurahi kukutana na TBR JF!

Naimani wengi mtakuwa mmeshaenda na wengine wanajiandaa kwenda kwenye nyumba za ibada(kanisani), Mtaly nawatakia Jumapili njema na yenye baraka, God bless you...

Nadhani wengi wetu tumepata kusoma na tupo ambao tunaendelea kusoma katika baadhi ya vyuo hapa nchini na hata nje ya nchi. Na katika kupata elimu huko vyuoni huwa kuna hali ya wanafunzi...

Nimepata warning kutoka kwa huyo mkuu kutokana na post yangu kwenye thread fulani. Sijui alinitumia kama moderator au alijisikia tu! Ninachojua huyu mkuu ni mhanga wa ban za kutosha kutokana na...

Habari za jumapili wadau!! Ndo nimetoka church,na Naomba kwa wanaoguswa tushirikishane neno la leo..sie letu ni hadithi ya ezekia inayopatikana 2 wafalme 20..ni hadithi ya ezekiah Tunaona...

My friend got carried away by a woman (you can call her a girl if you like), akajikuta kwenye mahusiano. Mahusiano yao yalizalisha ndoto, ndoto ya kuja kuwa Mr.&Mrs. Uhusiano wao ulikuwa unaenda...