JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

MASAWE (wa utani) alitaka amgonge (si gari) MANKA (wa utani) ki1 cha fasta fasta ofisini kwao kisha ampatie hela elfu10. MANKA akagoma! MASAWE: Nitafanya fasta darling, nitaweka HELA sakafuni...

Tarehe 29 February ('leap day'), ni tarehe inayojitokeza katika baadhi ya miaka tu (i.e. miaka inayogawanyika kwa 4 lakini isiyogawanyika kwa 100 - ukiacha ile inayogawanyika kwa 400). Sasa kwa...

kiukweli hizi herufi zilinitesa sana ktk kipindi cha muandiko std I... cku njema jameni!

Mbinu za kuweza kunisaidia kuweza kutoka na rafiki wa kike wa mpenzi wangu plz kwa yeyote ambaye ni mtalaam wa mambo hayo naomba msaada wake!:lol:

HIVI KWELI HUU NI UUNGWANA? Umetuma maombi ya kazi na CV yako inawaka na kung'ara. Kiingereza chake safi na ujiko uliojipa unafanya CV isimame kati ya nyingi. Uliyemtumia anaona una "potential"...

Kwa wale wenyeji wa Dodoma watakuwa wanaifahamu hy Bar maarufu kwa kuuza nyama choma, kuku nk,Kwa wanaopenda kwenda bar hy ningependa kujua kuna kitu gani tofauti sana na bar nyingine za Dodoma...

Wengi huwa wanasema haitolewi, wengine wanasema kuiacha huwa ni ushamba so which is which....?

Mnamo Juni mwaka 2009 nilivamiwa na vibaka nyumbani kwangu na kuibiwa vitu fulani fulani pamoja na kujeruhiwa mimi na familia yangu. Tukio lile tuliliripoti Polisi, lakini kutokana na majukumu...

helllllooooooo

kama mwaka unavyoanza na januari, nawaza mistari najaza daftari naanza safari, februari inanikuta kati ya bahari, vilindi vya maji mawimbi upepo kwa manuari, sigara mdomoni mfukoni najisachi...

Mtumishi wa MUNGU mmoja akiwa kwenye gari alisimamishwa na Trafic Police,police akiwa anahitaji rushwa alianza kuuliza maswali mengi, mara mbona gari lako linatoa moshi mwingi? mbona gari lako...

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the duck that no, the bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns...

Think of wewe ni meneger/kocha wa timu ya siasa (cdm or ccm) 1.Wabunge/wanaharakati wawe wanasajiliwa kama wachezaji wa soka 2.sheria za usajili ziwe zinaruhusu kusajili/kuuza hata kwa muda wa...

wana jf natuma wote wazima na house girl wangu anafanya kazi vizuri lakini Tatizo lake anakunywa viroba jee nimrudishe kwao au niendele kuishi nae ?

A Married Lawyer was having fun in his car, with his secretary. On getting home his wife observed panties on the back seat,She tore it apart screaming "honey what is this ??" He calmly...

Hivi huyu mugabe kumdhihaki yesu kwamba amekufa na kufufuka zaidi yake yuko sawa kweli au uzee unamnyemelea? Kama kuzimia na kuzinduka ni sawa na kufa na kufufuka wewe ushawahi kufa na kufufuka...

Kuna house boy mmoja alikuwa anaitwa madigo, kila father house akiweka wine yeye anakunywa alafu anaongeza maji, siku father house akaleta wine ambayo ukiongeza maji inaganda. Kama kawa madigo...

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you...

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single...

Ilikuwa mwaka 1973,nikiwa sekondari ya serikali,kidato cha pili. Na dhahama hilo lililtokea nikiwa likizo nyumbani Korogwe,Tanga. Kipindi hicho mtoto kufaulu ililuwa jambo la ujiko sana..hata...