JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Mwanahip hop halii kwa 7bu ya mapenzi ila analia na kusaka pesa

ELEMENT: Women. SYMBOL: Wo. DISCOVERER: Adam. ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg. OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areasPHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Surface...

Kulikuwa na marafiki wawili, very best. Kilaa pahala walikua wako pamoja, bt tatizo la hawa mabwana walikua wanapenda kuoneshana kwamba kila mmoja kamshinda mwenzake kwa ujuaji. Siku 1 Mr. Sing...

Kiroho sio wote tulioona huu mwaka mpya. mi nadhani haina mana yoyote ni namba tu tunazihesabu. Na huu tutauhesabu tu.

Nashukuru Mungu kwa hilo. Heri ya mwaka mpya wakuu. Mia

Look the meaning of each letter in ur name and then write it. A = Gifted B = Less Patience C =Innocent D =Talented E =Good Heart F =Feel 4 Others G =Logical Thinking H =Calm I =Respected J =Enjoy...

A Senator in the USA was once asked about his attitude toward whisky. 'If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then...

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha! Hapi nyu iya anyway.

Wish you all a Happy New Year

Mheshimiwa Rais wa Tanzania Dr Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete nakutakia heri ya mwaka mpya 2012. Umefanya kazi kubwa mpaka sasa kuongoza Taifa hili na uongozi wako dhabiti umeonekana. Nina imani mwaka huu...

pastor: every thing come from above jamaa: vitu vyote huja juujuu pastr: when we look today jamaa: ni lini tutaangalia leo pastr:we notice everywhere jamaa: twabandika ilani kila mahali pastr:it...

JF membars ! Hembu fungukeni mlione hili, kwamba kila NUKTA SEKUNDE DAKIKA ROBO SAA NUSU SAA SIKU WIKI MWEZI MWAKA MUONGO (DECADE). Zinavyosogea mbele au kupita viumbe vyote...

I'm so grateful for a new year to spend with you, my most special one, my cherished and treasured love, who has gifted me with happiness and joy, adventure and excitement, comfort and peace. As I...

Baada ya Kupata Breakfast sasa nimebakiza Lunch Moja na Dinner Moja Hii inanikumbusha school za Bording tulikuwa tunahesabu ikibakia wiki mbili kufunga Shule mnaanza bado Uji 14 Bondo 20 kande 2...

:flypig:......Habari wana JF.... Hopefully you are all well and Good.....:flypig: Ni kawaida mwanadamu hasa unapokua mtu mzima na responsibilities kuhakikisha kua one has done walau something...

nawatakieni mwaka mpya wenye baraka nyingi. uwe ufunguo wa matalajio yako. nakupendeni nyote. pamoja sana. Mia

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old...

Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman...

What’s a billion years to God?Man: Whats a billion years to u? God: Only a second! Man: Whats a billion dollars to u? God: only a coin! Man: Can I have a coin? God: Yes, wait a second!

I'm getting married tomorrow, it will be a small party and only few people from JF will be invited...., don't bring any gift...., just bring someone who will marry me!!! Happy New Year 2012 JF...