JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Jmani me nauliza tu hivi huyu spika wetu hana nywele au ni fashion ya wigi sielewi

Mungu apendaye wembamba na wanene warefu na wafupi wazito na wepesi akujalie mchaana mwema wa siku ya leo na baraka za bwana yesu ziwe juu yako upendo ni kawaida yangu chuki...

Everyone cheats, even a dog http://youtu.be/rp0Gqa9HHKk http://nasipshare.com/watch-Everyone+Cheats,+even+a+dog-527801.php

Machungwa ngumi Mwalimu alikuwa akiwafundisha watoto wa darasa la kwanza kwa vitendo, alianza kwa kuwafundisha kuhesabu vitu kwa kuonesha vidole viwili. "Haya machungwa mangapi?" "Machungwa...

Wakifanya hivi jamani ukimwi si ndo kutakuwa hamna tena

A teacher asked his class to come out with the number of cars their dads got: Massawe: Sah 3 cars! Mushi: Sah please One! Ndesamburo: Sah , my papa no car, 2 bicycles! Temu: Sah, One and half...

Watoto wangu eeh Eeeeeeeh Mimi baba yenu eeeeeeh Sina nguvu tena Eeeeeh za kuua simba.... Eeeeeh Simba ni mkali..... Aliua baba...eee....aliua mama....eeh ............ Nimekumbuka mbali...

A DOG asked a CAT: Why do you hide when you are having SEX? The CAT replied: That's because we don't want humans to copy our STYLE, INFACT..... They have already copied YOURS!..:)

kususia mjadala wa muswada wa katiba kuna faida?

Nilipokuwa mtoto nilikuwa ninaogoa sana ule mwezi mkubwa wa njano, majira hayo yalipokuwa yanafika nilikuwa nina adabu sana kwani nilikuwa nikikosea tu ninafungiwa nje dk chache tu kama adhabu kwa...

Hii wedding mnaionaje wadau i will be back jioni siku njema

1. Clean your room before we come over. 2. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary. 3. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. 4. We're allowed to be...

Nashindwa pata Elimu sababu wazazi wangu hawana uwezo wa kunipeleka shule ingawa nimefaulu vizuri. Sijulikani, sina uwezo wa kuongea shida zangu nikasikika. Nikishiriki maandamano ya amani kwa nia...

Ni muda mrefu jukwaa limekuwa na utulivu wa hali ya juu, katika kujiuliza kwa nini naona kuna sura hazimo humu ndani pamoja na ya huyu mheshimiwa Mwita25. Hivi yupo wapi au jela? Au kabadili id?

Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest Lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or...

Wakuu naitafuta ile thread ya mtoto aliyekaa kwenye sinia ya chakula. Anayekumbuka iliko tafadhali naitafuta kuna kitu nataka nifanye reference (marejeo) nimeitafuta sijaiona. Atakaye iona please...

Vijana tunatumika zaidi kisiasa kuliko kimaendeleo!

Heshma kwenu magreat thnker,poleni na majukumu ya kulijenga taifa naomba mwenye kupafahamu ubalozi wa ubelgij nchin tanzania uko maeneo yapi anisaidie kwa kunipa maelekezo, MUNGU AWABARIKI SANA

Ivi inakuaje ukimwona msichana aliyevaa kwa heshima afu kwa bahati mbaya ukaona paja lake karibia na maeneo nyeti, mzee mzima unakua mkubwa ghafla. Lakini mwanamke huyohuyo akivaa bikini...

heri niwakubali hawa wazee wanaonitongoza nitafaidi hata mahela kuliko kuendelea kudanganyika na hawa vijana na kuumia moyo kila siku potelea mbali