JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Jogoo alianza kumkimbiza kuku huku akilini mwake akiwaza, "nikimpata atakiona cha mtema kuni lakini nikimkosa nitajifanya natia zoezi." Kuku naye akawa anawaza "nikisimama nitaonekana...

jaman ndugu zangu, hakuna mnyama mnafiki kama paka, leo niko zangu skan napiga samaki paka wa skani akaja, nikaona sio fresh ngoja nimtoe ata kichwa, mshkaji akapiga akaondoka! badae nacheki...

I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on...

Kweli mlevi ni mlevi tu.kulikuwa na daktari 1 ambaye aliwakusanya walevi wa chang'aa na gongo,akawaweka kwenye room 1 na kuanza kuwaeleza madhara ya hizo pombe,kuwathibitishia kuwa pombe ina...

1.Sister duu alkuwa ndani ya daladala, tumbo likaanza kumsumbua coz ya gesi. Demu akaona bora ajambe kwa kufuata biti la mziki.... Dah, kweli kajamba kufuata biti freshy na tumbo...

Nyie Wangoni msiibe mafuta ya mkandarasi... :) (Bunge Mkutano wa 5, kikao cha 2)

Rastaman was sunbathing nude on the beach.When a little girl came towards him.So he covered himself with a newspaper.She came up to him and asked 'wah yuh ave undah de newspaper? Thinking quickly...

A new generation of Alarm Clock now in the Markets... A New technology coming Alarm Clock Wake Up !!!

Vilaza wenzangu duniani tutumie siku hii kujiendeleza. Na kujisomea. Ila kumbuka kusoma ni kuelewa kukesha ni Mbwembwe. All the best form two student in your exams.

A counterfeiter decided that the easiest way to pass off his phony $18 bills would be to unload them in some small rural town, so he drove until he found a tiny town with a single general...

Kuna jamaa mmoja kaikoleza kichizi bangi si ikamtuma avue nguo zote na akaenda kwenye kioo kujitazama akajiona kama kavaa suti akatoka kama alivyo mpaka kwa masela wake kwa kujidai kweli...

tatizo utelezi.

ni asubuhi njema naamka najiandaa kwa ajili ya masomo yangu ya kawaida...ni jumatatu nyingine ambapo nipo ktk mfungo kwa ajili ya vitu fulani vinavyo husu maisha yangu.sina hili wala lile...tukiwa...

nini madhara ya kutokuoga?? huku nilipo baridi inaanza na nahisi ratiba yangu ya kuoga itabadilika lol what is the worst that can happen to me???? nipeni darasa....lol

Wenzetu wameendelea,wanaanza kuvumbua vituko...Hebu cheki hizi picha __ Reason to Edit: Nimekusaidia kuweka picha, maelezo utaweka mwenyewe.

Msidanganyike, makada wote wakuu wa CCM wakiwemo wabunge na mawaziri hutembea na bastola -- na hii imekuwa hivyo siku hizi kutokana na hali ilivyo. Tatizo ni kwamba wanapokamatwa kwa kosa lolote...

Wakati tukio la polisi kuvamia mkutano wa CDM pale viwanja vya NMC unga Limited likitokea, inadaiwa kuwa Mhe. Mwenyekiti wa CDM Bw. Freeman Mbowe alikuwepo lakini cha ajabu alifanikiwa kuchoropoka...

Ukifuatilia miezi yote huwa ni siku 30 au 31 na february ni 28 au 29 ila mwezi julai na august ina siku 31 yote ikifuatana naomba kujulishwa kufuatana huko ni kisayansi au ni utaratibu ili siku...

Mchungaj alikua akihubili,akasema hv:Siku ya mwisho kutakua na vilio na kusaga meno.Kulikua na wazee wenye mapengo wakarukaruka na kusema aleluyah,ahimidiwe bwana mungu wa majesh tumenusulka.

I was too busy that is why i was not arround.....i do miss you guys....do you misss me????/mwaaaah nakupenda