JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

f(x) =y. where x= msichana mwenye umri wa miaka 18-20 y= Mwanaume mwenye umri wa miaka 32+ Maana yangu ni hii maturity ya x ni sawa na y. Hii ina maana kuwa mwanamke wa miaka 18-20 anaolewa...

Kulikuwa na watu watano wanasafiri kwa ndege, ghafla wakiwa katikati ya safar ndege ikaaza kuleta matatizo na kwenye ndege kulikuwa na parachuti nne tu: Wa kwanza akasema ;.. Mim ni Hillary...

ivi ni kweli kwamba mwanamke si wakuaminika au wao ndio sio wakuaminika loh! mana cjamuelewa huyu lee footy kamaanisha nn hapa au ndio anataka kuiambia nn dunia

Wadau wa jumba hili mwenzenu nimepatwa na msongo wa mawazo najua kucheka inaweza kuwa tiba.kwahiyo nahitaji kuchekeshwa.

Rais ana bifu na Waziri mkuu wake na anataka kumtimua kazi.Ili kujitoa lawamani,anamwambia Waziri mkuu;nimekuandalia barua hizi mbili;moja imeandikwa ndani'YOU WILL STAY' na nyingine imeandikwa...

For long time silence from his girlfriend,he desided to send sms which state as; 'What happened to our network,when am texting u,your heart not deliver.When am calling u,your love is not...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with...

Wadau habarini za w/end,mwenzenu natafuta haswa chuma na mabati kwaajili ya kumimina zege la juu(slab)wapi naweza kupata za kukodisha kwa hapa arusha?

Katika siku zijazo ..na na uwepo wa JF hapa duniani ..itafungwa ndoa ya kwanza ya wana JF kati ya SI na ...........(anajijua) hio ndoa/arusi /sherehe) haitawaweka wana JF pembeni kwani ni zao la...

Acha niseme kabisa, ninayo kila sababu ya kuisifu JF. Liwe ni wazo zuri au baya kila ninapoomba ushauri/mongozo nilipata majibu mazuri sana. Niliwahi kusoma thread ya mtu 1 aliyetoa ushauri jinsi...

Do you want to play with a fool back where are you from and read the title.

"hapa tunapaka rangi zote"

Juma alitumwa na baba yake kwenda kuweka pesa bank Tsh.1,500,000/= Alikiwa njiani alavamiwa na kuporwa pesa zote. Akaenda polisi. Juma:polisi nimeporwa pesa. Polis:wapi na ilikuwaje...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho....Nothing special my friend just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha!

Jamani mwenzenu napenda sana kupiga chabo yaani nikiona mwanamke ameingia bafuni au chooni au anavaa nguo lazima nimchungulie yaani nasikia raha sana!mnisaidie niache hii tabia wadau!!

wadau poleni kw harakati za maandaliz ya maandamano ya nchi nzima kupinga den la dowans,kwetu mabango tayar. . Namshukuru MUNGU mwingi wa rehema kwa kuniacha mpaka leo siku ya kuzaliwa. .kwangu...

Ilikuwa hivi......... By Rev Fr Masanilo Udhaifu huu! IP ban never works acha kamba mkubwa -:) By Invisible Mkuu nikuonjeshe IP ban kwa 24hrs kisha uje utwambie kama haifanyi kazi...

Mi niko Temeke mtaa wa Yombonatafuta sehemu muruwa nitakayo weza kupata mdudu na viondoa mawazo. Je wewe uko wapi na unafanya nini?

This happened at the Muhimbli National Hospital Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m., regardless of their medical condition. ...This...

nakubali sana huyu jamaa kwa michango yake humu JF, ila nikasikitika nilipogundua kuwa amebadili utambulisho wake kutoka 'WABEROYA' ambaye alikuwa maarufu kwa kuwa na misimamo inayoyumba hasa...