JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kwakua ni mara yangu ya kwanza kujiunga nanyi,natanguliza salamu kwa wote wanachama naomba ushirikiano wenu katika kuchangia hoja mbali mbali

Mambo si shwari ndani ya chama cha mapinduzi (CCM) jimbo la Mbarali mkoani Mbeya baada ya mbunge wa jimbo hilo Mheshimiwa Dickson Kilufi kukamatwa na jeshi la polisi na kusindikizwa mjini Mbeya...

nani alikuwa rais wa kwanza tanzania please majibu ya kweli ni muhimu kwangu

Sikiliza mama we nikwambie hadithi Mikono yangu midogo we siwezi kufanya kazi.. Lakini Mpenzi mama we nikikuwa mkubwa Nitakusaidia we na wewe upumzike…….na wewe upumzikeeeee……

yaani kuonyesha jinsi ninavyoipenda jf

Yaani ata ufanye nini hatoi na anaweza ata kukuambia sikupi ata unifanye nini.Wengi wetu ambao tumejaribu kumwendea kusudi tuweze kumaliza au kutatua matatizo yetu anatutolea out. Yaani mimi...

Jamani wadau wa jf mwenzenu nakereka sana na hii tabia ya baadhi ya watu utakuta limtu asubhi na mapema linapiga mswaki nje tena hadharni kabisa limevaa taulo na mtumbo wake lina tema mikohozi...

Kwa waliokuwepo mwanzoni mwa mwaka niliweka hapa kichekesho kuhusu 'ripoti ya Mwaka' niliyotumiwa na mfanyakazi mwenzangu wakike mwenye utani sana,sasa kanitumia sms nyingine kuhusu serikali...

Siunajua wasanii wa bongo mbwembwe zao wakipanda jukuani? Akaanza wa kwanza Mr.blue: oyoooh, blue hapa, akaimba kisha akashuka Fid Q: ni fid q hapa, ngosha the don Juma nature: ni juma nature...

First of all I would like to tell you that siku hizi niko bize sana na ndo maana hata Jf nakuja kwa kuibia mno! but sio mbaya nikawakumbusha kuwa miaka ya nyuma tarehe kama ya leo my mum...

Polisi:Nimekuja nyumbani kwako kukupa taarifa kuwa ajali ya gari imetokea, inasemekana mke wako amefariki,naomba twende ukaangalie kama utaitambua maiti. Mme mlevi: Potezea bhana usinisumbue,kama...

Hello wana JF wa Iringa nipo hapa mjini kama vp tutafutane wakuu pamoja sana

Dear Friends, There is significant variations of wages for different category of workers. Unskilled workers Skilled workers Semi Skilled workers. Mt query is how these categories are...

A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant, "What is two and...

jamani mimi nafanya shunghuli mbalimbali kwa kushiriana na ndugu zetu wachaga nimegundua wachaga wengi hasa wanaume hawajui kuongea, maana yangu ni kwamba hawana uwezo wa kuongea kama watu wa...

Akitangaza katika kipindi cha jahazi, mtangazaji Kibonde ameiponda tuzo ya Mo Ibrahimu inayotolewa kwa viongozi/marais wa Africa wanaofanya vzuri katika uongozi wao. Ameielezea tuzo hiyo kuwa ni...

Avatar hizi zimekamilika kwenye fani.. 1. Hossam jamaa ameifurisha baiskeli yake na ndizi-sijui mchaga huyo, kisha anaikokota kwa mikogo..asee 2. Rev sr Masanilo Prefix ya jina lake ni Rev...

Jamaa akiwa amepiga suti nyeupe,alikuwa akisafiri kwa mguu kuelekea kijijini kwa wakwe zake pamoja na mkewe.Jamaa alibanwa na mkojo lakini akaona uvivu kuchepuka porini kukojoa,akaamua kujikaza...

After a long enjoyable night of making love to his lady, this guy notices a photo of another man on her cabinet next to the bed. He begins to worry. " Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously...

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