JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa amebebwa kinguvu kupelekwa milembe baada kuonekana ni kichaa,sasa jamaa akawa anajaribu kujitetea: Jamaa: jaman naomba muelewe kuwa mimi sio kichaa kwani...

Chungwa linauzwa sh.100 na Embe linauzwa sh.200.Nimenunua chungwa kwa sh.100.Mkononi mwangu nina chungwa lenye thamani ya sh.100,muuzaji nimemkabidhi sh.100 yangu.Nikimpa chungwa,atakuwa na sh.100...

Hivi ikitokea umebanwa na kujamba halafu mbele ya watu wa heshima utafanyaje?

Hello everyone !!! I'm newbie on forum so I hope I will make more friends here, I am webdesigner, my site's funny sms - Funny SMS Text - Messages, Love, Birthday, Lovely, SMS Jokes in Hindi &...

Namshukuru mwenyezi mungu mjaza neema ndog ndogo na kubwa kwa kutupa mwenza wa kauutkumbusha kama kuna hbday ilikuwa saa kama ya leo mida kama hii mama mzazi alipoenda kukimbilia mwanyamala...

Hii hutokea mara moja kwa mwaka dear... Hivi I am hoping kua as much as it is a Monday baada ya kazi utabwaga kazi chini na kurusha mikono juu ukibanjuka tu.... I am happy kua hapa JF we are...

Tangu uhuru makabila haya yamepigwa chini na makabila madogo madogo! Maendeleo ya mikoa yao yako chini sana, ingawa natural resources nyingi zinatoka huko. Kisiasa tangu akina James Mapalala...

Cheki jamaa alivyopewa kitu...!hahahahaha Hii hawezi kusahau maisha...

hivi kwa mfano umefumaniwa na mke wa mtu halafu mwenye mke anakuambia chagua adhabu kati ya hizi:-1-akutembeze uchi mitaani 2-akugeuze ale tigo utachagua ipi?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”‘ he mumbles from behind...

"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes...

Lizzy,MJ1,Ashadii,Husniyo,Aspirin,Pdiddy,Woman of substance,AD,SL,BB,Dena ,Nyamayao,King'asti,DC na vingunge wengine wa mmu embu rusheni nyuzi mpya hapa mmu,acheni uvivu bana!!!!!. ps: niko...

nitakuwa ndani ya Iringa mjini kuanzia Jumatano, ningependa sana kuonana na wana JF ambao mnaishi Iringa Kama vp tuwasiliane.. nitumie PM ili tupeane mawasiliano...

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right...

Jamani, baba mwenye nyumba wa ninapoishi, jumamosi alijaaliwa kupata mtoto wa kiume. Mtoto kapewa jina Graduation. Nikauliza kwanini mtoto aitwe hivyo, kasema anataka mwanawe asome hadi awe Rais...

One day, a rich dad took his son on a trip. Wanted to show him how poor someone can be. They spent time on the farm of a poor family. On the way home, Dad asked" Did you see how poor they are...

mwanasiasa akizindua mradi wa maji anafungua bomba la maji kisha ananawa mikono kuashiria imezinduliwa rasmi. sasa swali langu mwanasiasa akiwa anazindua choo anafanyaje ? tuache siasa, AU...

Hivi ni kwangu tu au na kwenu pia? Kitufe cha "Thanks" kimetoweka tena. I don't mean to complain but this is now getting childish and ridiculous. Mara mkilete mara mkipotezee. Tuwaeleweje sasa...

Mchunga ng'ombe mmoja baada ya kupata cha-malawi cha kutosha,alianza kukimbia huku ameinama.Alipoulizwa ni kwanini anakimbia huku ameinama,akajibu;Mawingu yameshuka usawa wa kichwa changu.

Salam! Mimi ni Mwanaume nina miaka 36. Ninaishi na kufanya kazi hapa Dar es Salaam natafuta mke awe na umri kuanzia miaka 27, mnene aliye tayari kupima VVU na kufunga ndoa ya kikristo kanisani...