JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Nampenda kila mtu,wengine napenda kuwa karibu nao,wengine napenda kuwakwepa,wengine napenda kuwapiga ngumi za uso hahaha!

Nimepata taarifa ambazo si za kufurahisha lakini zisizo rasmi kuhusu afya ya prof. Mwandosya kutoka kwenye blog ya jaizmela.

Ukipigwa ban unaenda jela, mod ni hakimu halafu ni askari magereza. Bujibuji ni jike, limeolewa na lina watoto tisa, kila mtoto na baba yake, ndugu kibao kutoka kila kona wanakuja kumsabahi...

One day a mechanic was working late under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. "Wow! That stuff isn't too bad tasting" he thought. Next day he told his buddy about tasting the...

WOMEN SAYS : I only had sex 4 guys, but still everybody calls me a slut... U had sex with 19 girls and everybody calls you a real man... Why????:- MAN replied : It is because wen a Lock Opened by...

Je ukiambiwa uandae bango dhidi ya malipo ya DOWANS vipi BANGO lako likoje. LIDROP HAPA kama vipi. La kwangu kama hivi. HALI NGUMU ROSTAM,LOWASSA NA MSABAHA JILIPENI WENYEWE WANANCHI HATUNA PESA.

A Man bought a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: Dad: Son where were you today during school hours? Son: At school (robot slaps son) ... Son...

Jamaa mmoja alikua anakata roho na mkewe alikua karibu nae akimuaga huku akitapatapa kwa maumivu, jamaa kuona haponi tena akamwambia mkewe. "mke wangu naomba unisamehe kuna kosa kubwa...

Ndugu zangu wa JF nisaidieni.MKE WA RAIS WA KIUME KWA KIINGEREZA HUITWA FIRST LADY.JE MUME WA RAIS WA KIKE KWA KIINGEREZA ANAITWAJE?

baba mmoja alikuwa amekaa na familia yake akamwambia mtoto wake mdogo we muoga sana kwa nini unaogopa kulala peke yako chumbani mtoto akajibu nahisi hii tabia nimerithi kwako kwa sababu mama...

A man went to the hospital for his HIV test on Friday and He was told to come back for the result on Monday. While in church on Sunday the pastor raised his hands & declared over the congregation...

kuna ajali ilitokea na watu wengi walikuwa wamezunguka eneo ambalo ajali hiyo ya gari imetokea gari ilikuwa imegonga sasa kuna mwandishi alikuwa anataka apate japo picha mbili za kwenda kutoa...

Hi wana jf a leo nimeshangazwa tena na hawa ccm wako huku manzese, achana na hali mbaya na matatizo yanayoikumba nchi hii yenye herufi "T"wao wanawachukua watoto wa primary wanawacremisha...

Aisee Lema mbona umetutosa washikaji zako hapa Arusha? Yani baana ya kula shavu tu ndo basi. Kumbuka 2015 siyo mbali.

Sijui kagizwa apeleke wapi!?

Kuna dada mmoja aliingia kwenye taxi kama alivyozaliwa. Akamuuliza dereva "unashangaa nini hujawahi kuona uc..i?" dereva akajibu "sishangai uc..i wako ila najiuliza pesa ya kunilipa utakuwa...

pole wote mlio kuwa addicted na JF ..

And sometimes when we touch The honesty's too much And I have to close my eyes and hide I wanna hold you til I die Til we both break down and cry I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides The...

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise...

i wish nisipende tena....,