JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Eve: "Adam do you love me?" Adam: "No I don't" Eve: (crying) "Then why did you sleep with me?" Adam: "Helloooo do you see anyone else around?"

JAYJAY Today 13:33 wewe uliyeanzisha hii thread nakushukuru sana kwa hii thread yako kunikumbusha kuwa na mimi ninatimiza miaka kadhaa leo hii, akhsante sana! bila hivyo ingenipita hivi...

:focus: This guy had a beautiful woman for a girl friend, but he was too ashamed To make love to her because of his small "Member". So one day while they were at the drive-in movies, he decides...

Hodi hodi wana jamii forum,Ninafuraha kuungana nanyi katika kutoa na kuchangia hoja mbalimbali katika jukwaa huru

Nitakua maeneo ya Caribean bar - bungeni Dodoma kesho kuanzia saa 9. Ukijitambulisha umeona tangazo hili hapa JF, utapata nusu kilo bureeee! Nyote mnakaribishwa.

Man and a Casket……………….. A man who makes caskets was on his way to deliver one of the coffins when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to...

Mambo vp wakuu, naomba kufahamishwa kuhusu hizi gari aina ya jaguar.

Hebu tafuteni series zifuatazo na believe me, you will have the best wikend ever............... Californication Are we there yet? Lie to me Wikend njema wadau....................

Juzi kuna rafiki yangu mmoja wa kike alinipa stori kuwa alikwenda kwa daktari kufanyiwa check up ya kawaida tu akakutana na habari za vua nguo, lala hapo, tanua miguu na...

Kuna picha kwenye magazeti ya leo ikionyesha transfoma ya umeme likiungua TBC na Wachina watatu kwenye ngazi wakijaribu kuuzima kwa fire extinguisher na maelezo 'wafanyakazi wa TBC wakijaribu...

Wakati leo tarehe 7 oktoba 2011 ukifikisha miaka 61 tangia kuzaliwa kwako. Na kwa kuwa wewe ni Kiongozi wa nchi yetu adhimu ya Tanzania. Nchi yenye amani, upendo na mshikamano kwa wananchi wake...

Wakuu naamini sijapotea kwa hawa wanyamwezi. Naomba anaye wajua vizuri aniambie tabia zao kabla sijawapelekea ng'ombe wao

The ΛCDM model is based on six parameters: physical baryon density, physical dark matter density, dark energy density, scalar spectral index, curvature fluctuation amplitude and...

Ulimwengo uko kwenye majozi makubwa kwa kufariki kwa mmiliki na mtengenezaji wa bidhaa ya Apple ambazo wanatechnlojia kama computer,simu,ipod wanazijua sana bidhaa zake. Kwa jina ni: Steven...

Salam Wakuu! Ni juma la pili sasa nipo mjini Mtwara kikazi namshukuru Mungu. Japo ni mara yangu ya mwanzo kuishi hapa nimebaini kuwepo kwa kasi ya mabadiliko hasa ktk fursa za kibiashara...

Jaluo drives into a service station in his sleek state of the art Range Rover (Sports) car "Omera adwaro petrol mar super full tank?" Attendant: "I only speak English!" JALUO: "No problem. Sir, I...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So...

Two computer geeks were talking about a date: geek 1:yesterday i met a beautiful girl and took her home Geek 2:oh man!tell me what happenned! Geek 1:when we got to the bedroom she told me 'undress...

Mwizi ambaye si msomi huiba vitu kama mafuta ya jenereta, vifaa vidogo vidogo vilivyo ndani ya gari kama laptop, simu. ipod n.k. Mwizi huyu ambaye si msomi akijitahidi sana kuiba kitu kikubwa...

Nilibahatika kufika Monduli wakati wa kampeni za uchaguzi mdogo wa udiwani kata ya Engutoto. Niligundua mambo kadha wa kadha wa kadha ambayo yanafanywa na EL kwa kushirikiana na wapambe wake kama...