JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Source: Yahoo friends KUMBE WATABIRI WAPO!!! Habari za saa hizi mabibi na mabwana. Na ufuatao ni utabiri wa hali ya Umeme kwa siku ya leo! Pepo za umeme zitavuma taratibu kutoka upande...

Before Marriage... Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No! Don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course! Over and over! Girl: Have...

Three women reached to the gates of heaven and found St.Peter standing outside the gate. He told them that before entering,they must answer the questions that he was going to ask them. He started...

siku moja hawa watu wawili walikuwa wakisafiri kwa usafiri wao wa gari, wakiwa njiani gari lao likaisha mafuta, mwanaume akawa na wazo la kwamba mkojo unaweza ukasaidia, basi akaanza yeye...

Rafiki yahngu amenitumia kwenye email Asubuhi hii, nikaon nishee pia na wana JF "A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll...

Only 5% of Stanford University graduates figured it out! The Lest Got NOTHING Can you answer all seven of the following questions with the same word? 1. The word has seven letters.... 2...

girl texting lover : if u are dreaming,send me ur dream, if ur crying,send me ur tears, if ur laughing, send me ur laughter,. lover replies,.am in the toilet,shud i send u some...??

Yesterday, I was on my way home when a woman driving an old Peugeot 505 in front of me brushed a young girl driving a very clean BMW 7 Series. This young girl got out of the car and started...

Habari GT wa JF! Mimi nimeangalia hii... Chukua namba zinazo fuatana ziwe tatu...mfano 345, kisha uzigeuze ile ya mwisho iwe ya kwanza na kuendelea hivi 543. Kisha utoe(subtract) jawabu...

Someone joined his buddies on a drinking spree on a Thursday evening. He got sloshed proper and woke up on a Sunday morning with a wedding ring on. While wondering how the ring came to be on his...

Keep Smiling Error! Filename not specified. 1) Two friends were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got...

Ikuwa kama ndoto jamaa alielala fofofo, asubuhi anajishikia kuwa kuna noti ya sh 5000 mpya imekunjwa na kuingizwa kwenye ikweta/shimo kubwa, akaitoa hiyo noti akaenda zake kwenda kuitumia, siku ya...

jamaa mmoja alienda sehemu ya mbali.sikumoja jamaa alikuwa amelewa sana(chakari)akiwa anaelekea nyumbani akakutana na mama mmoja.yule mama akamuuliza hivi wew unamjua mungu?yule mlevi akamjibu...

A Kenyan guy goes into a bar in Boston, Massachusetts. Maria, the Kenyan barmaid, takes his order and notices his Kenyan accent. Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of...

Kuna siku nilipokuwa darasani nakumbuka ilikuwa form two, kulikuwa na mwalimu mwanamke alikuwa anafundisha Chemistry, basi siku hiyo nilichoka sana kusikiliza, nilichofanya ni kuamua kuchora...

Kuna tetesi zisizothibitishwa kwamba Simba Sports Club wanataka kuwashtaki Tanesco kwa kuvunja moja ya kipengele kikuu (major term) cha mkataba. Kwa mujibu wa mkataba wao Tanesco walitakiwa kukata...

One day while JIM and MARY were walking past the hospital swimming pool,MARRY suddenly jumped in.She sunk to the bottom and stayed there,JIM promptly jumped in to save her.He swam to the bottom...

yaani natamani sana kuwa huru,lakini wananibania....................

after two years of tough life with his wife,an MBA graduate sent a note to his father-in-law,.THE MERCHANDISE YOU SOLD ME IS NOT FUNCTIONING, TAKE IT BACK.. father-in-law replied...ONE YEAR...

Mbinu za yanga kufunga umeme ulipokatika wakati mechi inaendelea walitoa tochi kwenye chupi nakutumia kuchezea mpira na kubahatisha kupata goli moja baada ya hapo refa akamaliza mpira. Kocha wao...