JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you,

Mfugaji kasuku alimrudisha kasuku kwa muuzaji ampe mwengine, "huyu ana matusi sana!" muuzaji akampa mwengine,na kumwambia huyu kasuku ni mstaarabu,"akiinua mguu wa kulia huongea kizungu, akiinua...

Basi rafiki yangu Juma alikwenda Mbeya,alipofika kule akakutana na swahiba zake akina Mwakipesile,Mwambigija,Mwakalinga na Mwamunyange.Ili kuimarisha mira na urafiki wao akaomba nae aongezewe neno...

I know you are reading my posts but why cant you hear my cries? Belinda you are the tree and I am the bird choosen to stop over your branches....You have seen my downs dear,you have seen my hands...

Kuna jamaa alikuwa bado hakuwahi kusex hadi kufikia kuoa. Wakati arusi ikikaribia, ilibidi amtake ushauri baba yake ajue afanye nini na vipi. Damu nzito, baba akamshauri mwanawe. "Sio kitu...

Tanesco mlitakiwa kukata umeme tangu saa 12 jioni hapa arusha na hamjakata. Nimewapigia kuwakumbusha lakini mpaka sasa hivi hawajachukua action

Unamega mke wa ndoa wa mdogo wako, kawafumanieni kitandani, then kaondoka bila kuwaulizeni chochote. Hajamuulize mkewe wala wewe. Je ukikaa chemba huwa unamuwazia nini nduguyo? Je umuue siri...

WanaJF, leo ni siku yangu ya kuzaliwa! Naadhimisha siku hii muhimu kwenye maisha yangu kwa kutafakari mambo mengi. Lakini jambo moja kubwa ni kumcha Mungu kwa kila hatua ya maisha yetu ili tuzidi...

Mi navutiwa na Sydney Sheldon, vitabu vyake ni noma. Mungu ailaze pema roho yake.

jamani naomba kazi CV yangu hiyo

Soseji... Waskhaji wawili walikuwa na elfu mbili tu na pombe wanaitaka. Mmoja akaichukua na kuingia duka la soseji akaitumia yote wakaanza safari ya bar. M: Ona sasa umetumia buku...

Nlikua ndani ya daladala, tulipofika kwenye kituo fulani mateja wakazinguana na konda na kuanza kutukana tena matus ya nguoni....mama m1 karibu yangu akaanza kulalamika na kusema jamani sasa...

Hizi ni stori za Sumbawanga, tumekuwa tukizisikia sana lakini hatujazithibitisha. Miongoni mwa stori hzi ni kwamba kuna mkuu mmoja wa mkoa aliteuliwa enzi za Nyerere. Alipoenda kujitambulisha kwa...

Mod please please, namba muweke kitu kitakachokuwa kinarate threads na post, from hoght to low, itasaidia sana kusave muda, please mods

Ni ajabu kwasababu heading ya post hii imesema ni wanawake tu ndo wanatakiwa wasome hii lakini WE UNAESOMA NI MWANAUME.....,

Heaven is when you have: * An American salary. * A british home. * Chinese food. * A Swiss economy. * An Italian body. * A Japanese technology. * An African tool. (Baraka...

Women may enter the store ONCE to make a purchase.There are 6 floors,and the attributes of the men for sale on each floor are detailed outside.Although you can choose a man from any floor,once you...

Je kuna mahali sahihi pa kukutana? Nilipata kuonana na dada mmoja njiani, nilisikia jina lake wakati akiitwa na mwenzake, hapo nikapata jinsi ya kumuingia, baada ya story za hapa na pale...