JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Jamaa kanunua Program, kabla ya ku install imekuja hii kitu, kabaki anabung'aa macho tu hajui nini cha kufanya.

Watoto watatu walikuwa wanabishana kuhusu baba zao.Majibishano yalikuwa ka ifuatavyo Mtoto wa1: Baba yangu anakimbia sana hadi ukirushwa mshale anaanza kufika yeye kabla ya mshale Mtoto wa 2: We...

Little jimmy went to school every day with a black eye.. One day teacher asked him why does he have a black eye every day?? Little jimmy replied..we have a very small home so me..my mom and dad...

Opportunities for higher learning. 1. Wizi wa kura 2. Kutumia vyeti feki 3. Kulipa mishahara hewa 4. Kuanzisha makampuni hewa 5. Kuiba mishahara ya waathirika wa Gongo la Mboto The college is...

Wanajf tujikumbushe zile chemsha bongo za primary mfano; 1. Kati ya kilo 1 ya mawe na kilo 1 ya manyoya ya kuku ipi nzito?=mawe 2.mtini kulikuwa na ndege 100 Juma alirusha jiwe na kuua ndege...

Wana jf tafadhali nisaidieni maana halisi ya neno "mwanafalsafa"

WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. HUSBAND: God saw me hungry, he created pizza...

Habari zenu wana JF? Kesho ijumaa msanii kutoka Jamaica anayeishi nchini Marekani atakuwa akitumbuiza katika visiwani Zanzibar katika Ukumbi wa Ngome Kongwe, kwa Member yoyote ambaye atakuwepo...

Watoto 2 walikuwa wamekaa nje ya clinic,mmoja wao alikuwa analia kwa sauti.MTOTO WA 2:(akimuuliza wa 1)kwanini unalia? MTOTO WA 1:Nimekuja hapa kupima damu.MTOTO WA 2:Unaogopa? MTOTO WA...

Mrembo preta uko wapi?umebadilisha ID au ni majukumu?jitokeze mwandani nimekumiss!

Days of Our Lives "Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives."

2 old men were walking down the street when they see a dog licking his own "gear box". One old man looks at the other and says “Damn, I wish I could do that!”. The other old man looks back...

Nimekuwa nikitafakari sana ujio wa jf, nikakumbuka miadhala inayofanyikaga hasa Dar. Nilichokumbuka ni kwamba kwenye miadhala hiyo huwa unakuta watu wanabishana huku wakiongea bila kupeana nafasi...

Jana nimekutana na bwana mmoja aliyesema maneno amabyo si ya kawaida lakini yakaelekea kuleta maana.Alisema kuwa CHANZO cha matatizo la maadili, mamba za wanafunzi, nyumba ndogo, ubakaji na...

Unakuta girls wa siku hizi underwear zao zina kamba nyembamba ambazo zinafunikwa na makalio,kwa hiyo makalio yanakuwa nje na kamba imefunikwa na mfereji wa makalio,sasa hapo inavaliwa kwa sababu...

Jamaa wa kipare alimwambia mkewe wacheze kibati lakini yeye atakuwa kila akipiga kisi kimoja atatoa sh. 1000, ilipofika mwisho wa mwezi mke akatoa fedha alizokusanya akamuonyesha mumewe sh 60,000...

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Juzi mwalimu kaniambia 2+4=6, jana anadai 12/2=6. Mi nishike lipi jamani, nimechoka na huu uongo.

Kila siku nasahau nilicho kiota, sasa kuanzia usiku huu wa leo ntaanza kulala na miwani ili nizione vizuri ndoto zangu na nikiamka nizikumbuke kirahisi.