JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Unaweza usiamini ila ndiyo ukweli, nilipokuwa darasa la pili, siku moja nilimbembeleza mtoto mmoja ambaye naye alikuwa darasa la pili ili aniachie ngoma, haikuwa tabu kwani aliniambia kama nitampa...
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Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anakojoa kichakani, nyuki akamng'ata kwenye kichwa cha uume. alipofika nyumbani kwake akamwbia mkewe, mkewe akawa anamtoa mwiba, huku akisali kimoyo moyo "Mungu naomba...
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dactari alikuwa anamuandaa mgonjwa,ili amng'oe jino,hivyo akawa anajaribu kumpa story za hapa na pale kama kumtoa wasiwasi daktari''unajua jinsi gloves zinavyotengenezwa?'' mgonjwa''hapana''...
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EGYPT: ███ 100% Complete TUNISIA: ███ 100% Complete LIBYA: █ Downloading... ALGERIA: █ Downloading... IVORY COAST: █ 60% (Alert...
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katika pirika pirika ya serekali ya kenya kufanya msako wa mashoga kuwakamata na kuwashitaki shoga mmoja alitiwa mbaroni na buruzwa mahakamani na kusimamishwa kizimbani ikawa hivi hakimu=...
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Once there were twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat. It so happened that John's wife died A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John...
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Mwanafunzi wa darasa la nne huko kijijini alikuwa akisafiri na baba kwenda mjini kwa shangazi yake. Basi lilipoanza kuingia mjini mtoto wa watu alikodoa jicho dirishani si kidogo, na alionekana...
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Jaman wana jf mtaniwia radhi kwa kuweka mambo yangu binafs hadharan kwan sijui namna nyingine ya kufikisha ujumbe wangu kwa nimpendae sweety lady! Swety lady mamii yani huwez amin nimeoteshwa kuwa...
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A son asks his daddy the difference between theoretically and realistically. Daddy says " That is hard, but I have an idea. Ask mummy if she would sleep with Wayne Rooney for one million pounds"...
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Hi wana JF someone forwarded this to my inbox. The only thing that Revenue has not taxed yet is the male penis.This is due to fact that 69% of the times it is hanging around unemployed,10% of...
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Wana JF wenzangu,kama tunavyofahamu kuwa siku 5 mfululizo zijazo tutakuwa na mapumziko ya sikukuu ya PASAKA na kufuatiwa na Siku ya Muungano.Tutakiene heri tupite salama bila mawaa.Tusisahau sala...
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Source Yahoo friends We had visitors at dinner time. It was time for them to leave when our daughter Maureen offered to lead us in prayer; "Dear God, I thank you for giving me such...
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Siku moja nilikuwa nasafiri na wagombea nafasi mbalimbali za kisiasa pamoja na wajumbe wa Kamati Kuu ya chama katika treni la kura za maoni na matokeo toka matawi ya chama. Treni lilijaa pomoni...
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1.To find a woman,you need time and money,there fore women=Time*money 2."Time is money",so Time=money 3.Therefore, women=money*money women=(money)^2 4.Money is the root of all problems...
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Mume alimuuliza mkewe, 'Mke wangu mpenzi hivi ushavunja uaminifu mara ngapi? MKE. 'siku moja nililala na mwenye nyumba kwasababu alikuwa anadai kodi' MUME'si mbaya sana'. MKE'mara ya pili siku...
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Johnny is a house boy who drinks the wine of his Boss every day and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine. So he decides...
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Geography of women Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and...
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As you know we always serve best for last so here is the first chinese joke;- Chinese Sick Day Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come...
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Tumsifu yesu kristo sisters and brothers Natafuta rafiki wa kawaida kabisa sio mpenzi cause am committed already Wa kiume wa kike..very grown up ambaye nategemea tutasaidiana katika ushauri...
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Wewe ni askari polisi.Siku moja mkiwa kazini na wenzio wanne,mnalikurupua jambazi,mnakimbizana nalo,linaishiwa nguvu na kuzama katika kijumba kisicho ishi mtu.Wewe ndo una pingu,wenzio wanapiga...
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