House girl mmoja kutoka nyanda za juu kusini ,alitoa kali ya mwaka alipohojiwa na bosi wake kwanini toothpick zinaisha haraka nae akajibu: Bee wanaofuja huto tuvijiti ni hawo wanao maana wakitumia...
Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers.
* The 'Second Class' pass, and then pass MBA, become Administrators and control the 'First Class'...
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is netbook battery always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home. wholesale supplier...
Kuna jamaa mmoja alipata ajali akakatwa mkono wa kulia. hio hali ilimkatisha tamaa ya kuishi na akaamua kujiua kwa kupanda juu ya gorofa refu ili ajitupe chini. wakati anataka kujirusha akamuona...
Muitaliano mmoja baada ya kulala na changu wa kibongo akampa dola feki. Baadae akampigia simu akamwambia, "Dollar i gave u is fekelo". Changu akamjibu, "The HIV I gave u is originelo"
Wadada mpo,nimechoka kuishi pekeyangu,nataka kuwa na watoto sasa,mambo ya uchumi yapo safi,natafuta mdada alie tayari tuanzishe familia,awe wa kabila,dini yoyote,ila asiwe mhaya tu,umri not more...
Baada ya Dr Slaa kutaja orodha mpya ya Mafisadi, Nape Nnauye mmoja wa wajumbe wapya wa Sekreterieti ya CCM amejitokeza hadharani na kuiita orodha hiyo mchezo wa kuigiza. Search iliyofanyika katika...
Hivi Serikali imefanya initiative zozote kumpima akili Mchungaji Mwasapile na je ni mtu anaetumia madawa ya kulevya au laa. Ni hatari saana kumuacha aendelee na huo mchezo wa kuwapa watu dawa...
A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and...
The lifecycle of Mafisadi in Tanzania can be described to be very ubiquitous and apoptotic (programmed self killing) for the Tanzanian society. This deadly cycle can be summarized as below:
The...
Mosha was talking to his friend, who was a Marketing Manager.
Benny, says Moshe, whats the difference between marketing and advertising? Ive always wanted to know.
Well, replies Benny...
Why computers are like WOMEN:
Nobody understands the language that they use when they talk to other computers.
They never tell you what is wrong; and if you don't know, you're in big trouble...
And now
You have touched listen to me in turn. me more profoundly than I thought even you could have touched me - my heart Was full
I am yours for everything.
(11aprr2011)
Dear Mishell...
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