JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take...

Jamani mi nikicheka naongeza dakika zangu za kuishi, naomba unitajie chakula chako cha vunja mbavu nifurahi mie, cheki yako ipo usijali. Mfano, mie napendelea mishkaki ya uji.

Hi friends Kwenye Computer / Simu yako kuna picha za aina gani? Watoto wako wanakuombea nini? TEACH YOUR KIDS HOW TO PRAY "Dear God, this winter please send clothes to all...

Mke wa Kelvin anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi videmu. Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia. Anachoka na kazi. Mtu...

KWANZA NAKUPONGEZA BINTI YATU KWA KUIKUMBUKA NCHI YAKO PILI KARIBU SANA SANA KWA KWELI NIMEFURAHISHWA NA UJIO WAKO BILA KUJALI VINGOR AVINAVYOTUKIMBIZA BARABARAN MAANA RAIS WETU ASHATUZOESHA NA...

Kijana wa Kihaya aishiye huko Marekani alimpigia simu mama yake. Maongezi yao yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo: Kijana: Mama, nina virusi vya UKIMWI! Mama: Mwanangu, ninakusihi, ninakusihi, ninakusihi...

Dereva mmoja wa lori alikuwa baa anapata kinywaji, mara akatokea binti mmoja mzuri sana, binti huyo akaketi katika kiti katika meza aliyokaa jamaa na kumwambia jamaa "Nimekupenda sana kaka...

A couple that has been married for 20 years were both recently diagnosed with diabetes. Findings later showed that they both contracted the disease as a result of the names they called each...

Wanahesabu wanadai eti 2=1! Wanasema ikiwa x=y Basi 2x-x=2y-y Na 2x-2y=x-y 2(x-y)=x-y 2(x-y)/(x-y)=x-y/x-y2=1 Ona unavyotoa macho! Hauelewi chochote!

Kumamoto University (熊本大学 Kumamoto Daigaku) is a university located in Kumamoto , Japan. It was established on May 31, 1949, at which time the following institutions...

Nasikia eti Utingo wa kwanza hapa Tanzania alikuwa Kiziwi? basi lilipokuwa linapiga honi yeye hakusikia, na Dereva alipoanza kuondoka ndipo aliposituka na kuanza kulikimbilia na kudandia.

Kipindi hiki kilikuwa kinarushwa na TBC,Kuna yeyote mwenye taarifa ya nini kinachoendelea ?

Professor: What is the symbol of Barium? Student: BA Professor: And the symbol of Sodium? Student: NA Professor: What do we get if we mix one atom of Barium and two atoms of Sodium? Student: BANANA

Wakati marais mbalimbali wakiwa kwenye kikao huko Geneva nchini Uswisi kulitokea majigambo ya walinzi wa marais kati ya wale wa nchi zilizoendelea na wa nchi zetu hizi..... Mlinzi wa Rais wa...

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer. A husband, "Put 'MYPENIS' " and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause on screen was error, "Error. Not long...

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10...

MSICHANA: Kuanzia leo nitakwita Adam MVULANA: Kwa nini? MSICHANA: Kwa sababu wewe ndie mwanamume wangu wa mwanzo MVULANA: Kwa hivyo mimi kuanzia leo nitakuita Peugeot MSICHANA: Kwa nini...

Mwalimu alimwuliza mwanafunzi kumjaribu uwezo wake wa hesabu. Mwalimu: Ukiwa na shilingi 5,000 na ukawambia baba yako akupe shilingi 5,000, utakuwa na shilingi ngapi? Mwanafunzi: Shilingi sifuri...

Kama babu wa loliondo angekua anatumia sindano katika kutoa tiba yake tayari angekua ameona wezere la ,MAGUFULI,LOWASSA,,SUMAYE,ebu wataje wengne

Kuna taarifa huku mtaani mzee huyu nae alikuja kupata kikombe Loliondo, wenye taarifa ni kweli? Au ni promo ya tiba ya babu??