JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Waheshimiwa wa bunge la JF naomba tuanze mkutano. Spika kikao kianze

Crowds Come Over Roads and by Helicopters for Tanzanian's Cure-All Potion By JEFFREY GETTLEMAN Published: March 28, 2011 - He's a sensation in two countries. He's snarled traffic for miles...

Mtoto wa jirani akipata kikombe kwa babu, Picture by PHOTOSHOP.

Familia ilivyoanza kufilisika, mume alimwambia mkewe. "Jifunze kupika ili tumfukuze housegirl" mara moja mke naye amamjibu, "Na wewe jifunze ku...(yaani kufanya sex) ili tumfukuze houseboy!"

This year, the number 1 will repeat up to 6 times at four different dates: 1-1-11... 1-11-11... 11-1-11... 11-11-11... 111 will also be repeated in your age if: You take the last 2 numbers of...

Ndugu Zangu, LEO NI SIKU YA WAJINGA, hata hivyo, ninachoandika hapa si utani wa Siku ya Wajinga. Ni jambo linalonikera, naamini, tuko wengi tunaokerwa juu ya namna media ya Tanzania...

Jamaa mmoja akiwa kwenye gari yake aliwaona watu wawili kando ya barabara wakila nyasi.Akamuamuru dereva asimame;akashuka na kwenda kuwahoji:kwa nini mnakula nyasi?Wale wakamjibu:hatuna hela ya...

am happy 2 be a member among great thinkers. I hope 2 gain from u guys and share the little i know. Thnks, have a great day.

Mwarabu mmoja(sayeed) kabla ya kufariki aliwaachia wosia wanawe watatu arkhad,khalfan na nadir kuhusu kugawana ngamia wake.alisema arkhad(first born) apate 1/2 ya ngamia wote,khalfan(second born...

At a family reunion were the following people: one grandfather, one grandmother, two fathers, two mothers, four children, three grandchildren, one brother, two sisters, two sons, two...

Gaddafi secretly arrives in Dar Send to a friend Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:21 digg By The Citizen Correspondent and Lipra Loof Dar es Salaam. Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi is in Tanzania...

Padri alikuwa safarini na sista mmoja wa Parokia yake, mawazo mabaya yakaanza kumtawala Padri Yule kwamba kwanini asimuombe Yule sista ili watiane!!! Sista akashtukia ishu halafu akagoma!!! Baadae...

Daily News | Gaddafi arrives in Dar es Salaam, seeks asylum Daily News | Sitta leaves CCM, joins Chadema Naona DAILYNEWS walikua kweli wamepania APRIL fool's day!

majeshi ya Ouattara yamevamia makazi ya rais anayengangania madaraka gbagbo ya inasemekana kuwa Gbagbo kapigwa risasi katika mashambulizi. nipo nacheki tv hapa nitaendelea kuwaupdates

DAWA YA UKIMWI Kutokana na mwitikio wa wananchi kunywa dawa kule Loliondo na kule Tabora nimeona nitoe wazi siri ya 'ingredients' za dawa ya ukimwi. chukua mirungi fungu mbili, twanga kwenye...

Kwa jumamosi j2 tu......awe mkali ajue mapenzi sifa za tabia njema sizitaki

Rais wa jamhuri ya muungano wa Tanzania Jakaya Kikwete yuko hoi hospital ya taifa Muhimbili baada ya kupigwa na mkewe mama Salma katika ugomvi uliotokea ikulu juzi usiku,hata hivyo jana Jk...

Wakuu baada ya kazi ngumu za wiki nzima, habu tufurahie weekend kwa hii: Kibaka akieleza mambo yaliyokuwa kwenye pochi ya mwalimu aliyempora: 1. Majina ya wapiga kelele darasani 2...

Babu wa Loliondo yuko kwenye facebook. Bofya hapa: http://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=161101420609717&refid=0

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