JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kuna tetesei kuwa babu wa Loliondo amesikia vilio vya wagonjwa kulingana na umbali na taratibu za ugawaji dawa. Baada ya hayo babu ameamua kuhamia katika mji wowote nchini kwetu na ndio ambampo...
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Jamani jana nimeona huko nyumbani bongoland vigogo wa serikalini wananunua petroli wanajaza fulu tenki, halafu wanajaza kwenye magaloni wanakwenda nayo nyumbani. Leo kamera zangu nilizozitegesha...
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A Sweet demand by a kid.He was beaten up by his mom. DAD>What happen? KID>I can not ajust with your wife anymore,I WANT MY OWN DAD>:decision:
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A dying US soldier in Iraq>Wish i could kiss USA flag before i die. NURSE>I have a tatoo on my butack(bum),Man kisses her bum & says Please turn i want to thank bush too!!!!:busu
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jamaa mmoja alikuwa anaongea na sir GOD live ilikua kama ifuatavyo !!!!!!!!! jamaaa: shikamooo sir GOD !!!!!!!!! SIR GOD; marahaba ! unasemaje ! jamaaa ; hivi ni kweli kwako karne sawa na...
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One day Kyule's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Kyule returned late from school that day and his...
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A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into...
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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT??" The...
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1. You cannot touch ALL your teeth with your tongue. scroll down scroll down 2. All ******, after reading the first 'truth', will try it. scroll...
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to...
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to...
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A drunk guy staggers into a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing. The priest...
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FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if...
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1...
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An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally...
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Mwanaume mweusi tii,aliingia kwenye pati ulaya akiwa uchi.wazungu wakamwambia kwamba suti yako nzuri kweli ila tai imekaa chini sana
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Kuna hii Audio ya Mchina wa Botswana anayepiga simu kuita jamaa wanaouwa MENDE. Warning: Unaweza kuvunja MBAVU au kufanya fuji kazini kama hujawahi ISIKIA. Hivyo, kabla hujasikiliza, tafadhali...
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Haki ya nani wallahi, nimemmiso sana prezdaa wangu JK na 1st Lady wetu wa ukweli, Mama K! Nani kawaona hivi karibuni? Well, nawapa Hi, popote walipo....wajue tupo watanzania wengi sana nyuma yao...
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Mke na mume walikubaliana wakitaka kula tundi watatumia lugha ya iusuyo "kupiga simu" ili watoto wasielewe.Basi siku moja walikua wamegombana hawasemezani. Baba akamtuma mtoto: " mwambie mamako...
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