There was a couple that loved each other so much. So one day, the man of the house wanted to do something special for his lady and told her "My love, please go around the whole United States and...
Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... who arranged a running competition.
The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower.
A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see...
make comment ya muelekeo wa nchi hii, maana nachokumbuka enzi zile isingewezekana kwenda Bar na Uniform za Jeshi-unadhan katika mazingira haya kwani wasisahau kurekebisha joto la maghala ya mabomu
A woman from TZ is sitn in a bar in New York with 2 guys beside her. The 1st guy says 2 the barman "Johnie Walker, single". The 2nd guy blurts "Jack Daniels, single". After that, the bartender...
Mbunge wa jiji la ARUSHA GOdbless Lema(CHADEMA) ameachia wimbo unaoitwa MSIOGOPE... Unaozungumzia hali halisi ya ukombozi wa taifa hili pamoja na njama chafu zilizo chezwa kwenye uchaguzi wa meya...
Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations
have been revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation going
to be accepted.
1. The Kitchen and all...
Kuna bwana na mke wake walikua honeymoon. Walipotoka huko wakaenda kwa mchungaji kuomba waachane maongezi yao yalikua hiv: mke na mume: mchungaji 2naomba uivunje hii ndoa! Mchungaji...
Wakiwa kitandani kwa mara ya kwanza Bibi harusi alimwambia bwana harusi Honey unajua mimi bado bikra kwahiyo sijui chochote kuhusu mahaba/mapenzi. Unaweza kunielezea nini chakufanya kwa mara...
Mtoto: Umesikia baba eti babu mmoja Loliondo anaponya magonjwa yote
Baba: Ndiyo nimesikia, unajua chanzo cha ukimwi ni nini?
Mtoto: (akafikiria kidogo) na kusema CCM!
Baba: Are you sure?
Mtoto ...
Nikiwa ndani ya daladala asubuhi hii, karibu nusu ya abiria walikuwa wanajadiri kitendo cha Serikali kuingilia kati matibabu ya Babu Loliondo wengine walikuwa wakipinga na wengine wakiunga mkono...
Muovu mmoja alipofika kuzimu alikutana na kiranja mkuu(satan).Kiranja akamwambia achague mojawapo ya vyumba vitatu kwa ajili ya adhabu.Akamfungulia cha kwanza;kilikuwa na jamaa wamesimamia vichwa...
Malaya moja aliwapanga wanaume foleni,atakayefikisha bao nane anapewa zawadi nono,kijana wa kwanza akamfuata,alipofika la tano akawa hoi,akaja wa kijana wa pili alipofikisha sita akawa hoi...
Jamaa watatu walikua wakifanya kazi katika kampuni fulani hivi!!Bosi wao alikua na tabia ya kula kona kila Ijumaa baada ya lunch time afu anawaachia kazi kibao wamalizie!!Ijumaa hii wakapanga...
Kibibi ki1 kikiwa kinaitafuta nyumba ya matanga, inambidi aamue kuhodisha nyumba moja ili kwenda kuuliza. Kwa bahati mbaya, nyumba aliyohodisha kumbe ni geto. Jamaa wanaamua kukibaka kile kibibi...
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only...
Katika historia ya dunia hakuna kokote ambako utulivu ulileta maendeleo
watanzania tunapaswa kuepuka kujengewa fikra kwamba,utulivu,ubwege ni tunu,kuwa ukondoo wa kuinamisha kichwa na kukubali...
Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons
Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line
Good girls blush during sex scenes...
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh, sir, did you...
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