JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Topical,Kipeng'e,Jk wa ukweli,Malaria sugu,Kashaga,Zubeda na wengineo wanaofanana na mitazamo kama ya hawa watu. Siyo siri hawa jamaa wanakera ni balaaa......yaani hawa jamaa wako against kwa...

Kuna dingi ni mnene ile mbaya, basi wakati amenda job huku home akiwa amewacha wanae akaja rafiki yake ambaye ukweli ni mnene kupitiliza! Mgeni:Baba yenu yupo? Watoto:Hapana....baba kaenda job...

Mjanja anijibu hili fumbo:...... CLUES 1)It's white, it's round but not always around. 2)Sometimes it's light, sometimes it's dark and sometimes both. 3)Many wish to walk on it but few...

Sharobaro baada ya kupiga foleni kwa siku mbili akafika kwa babu, kapewa kikombe cha uzima anywe, akawa kakishika tu...agh babu akamwambia vp mbona hunywi, sharobaro likajibu...''yoooh mamen...

du nan yupo juu ss hv? Mtaan hakuna cha simba wala yanga,chdm wala ccm,arsnl wala man..ni babu 2! Watu washasahau had mfumuko wa bei! Mgao wa umeme....kunani?

Chinese businessman was getting ready to go on a Long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious Sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to...

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.... But there is. When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And...

Mratibu wa tamasha la nyimbo za injili bwana Alex Massama amesema kuwa Mpendwa wetu Rais Kikwete anatarajiwa kuwa mgeni rasmi katika tamasha la pasaka. Kwa taarifa zilizopo mhe JK amekubali...

Mama wa watoto 3 mitaa ya kimara Dar-es-salaam akosa la kufanya jana jioni,baada ya kupewa taarifa na mumewe yakuwa anatarajia kuoa mke wa pili.Jambo la mke wa pili halikumshitua sana mama huyo...

Mainjinia wakiwa na measuring tape mkononi walikuwa wanahangaika kupima kimo cha 'flag pole'.Ikawa kila wakijaribu kupima ile flag pole,measuring tape inaanguka kabla hawajafika juu.Mwanamahesabu...

Kwa wapenda umbea, jana rafiki yangu wa karibu Mange Kimambi kanipa habari kwamba supa modo Miriam Rose na Happiness Magese wamezichapa kikweli kweli, chanzo, ni kupigania Mume, makubwa tunaomba...

A story has been told of a town which had a buliding that supplied husbands and wives to people that wanted. The buliding had 5 floors!!!! The rules were: 1 Each floor had 1 husband or wife 2 You...

Latest from Nursery Schools::panda: A: APPLE...

Panya wa3 walikuwa wanatambiana nani mkali zaidi ya wenzake.. Panya wa 1: mimi hata mtego uwekweje,nategua tu! Panya wa 2: mimi hata maziwa yawe yamewekwa sumu,mi nakunywa tu! Panya wa 3...

Kwa kawaida huwezi nikuta JF weekend ila hii balaaa sina mkwanja AKA fuba nimekuwa mdooooogo nimechalalaaaa mbaya kudadadadeki nimetia adabu nimeangalia movie zishaisha...... ...mbaya zaidi...

Hii chat naiona iko general sana kama ilivyokusudiwa. Kuna wakati unahitaji kumvuta mdau chemba kidogo. Sasa inakuwaje?

Kichaa: Mi kila nikilala naota manyani yanacheza futbol Daktari: Hamna shida, ntakupa dawa uanze kutumia na kuanzuia leo hutaota tena. Kichaa: Aaa....! sa si bora nianze kutumia...

Hi all Jf members, am new in JF, hope nitakuwepo kutoa mchango wangu and i need your support and your cooperation :hand::hand::hand:

A FOR HUNDERWEAR(Underwear) B FOR Mbushit(Bullshit) C FOR CEENAKI(Snake) D FOR NDAMBILIU(W) E FOR...

Labda sijasoma thread zote lakini sijaona maoni ya MMKJJ kuhusu tiba hii ya ajabu. Tafadhali tunaomba nasaha zako, kama vile ulivyotupatia kuhusu DECI na kweli ikawa ni utapeli mtupu.