Kwa maoni yangu kama CCM itaendelea kuwepo madarakani daima dumu basi kuna maandishi ukutani yasomekayo, "TANZANIA HAITAENDELEA KAMWE", nasema hivyo baada ya kutaathimini kwa makini sana mwenendo...
hili swali ni kwa wadada zaidi, me nywele zangu zimekatika sana hadi huruma, hasa mbele, nafikiria kunyoa nianze upya ila duh!!! nina kichwa kibaya , uzuri wangu utaharibika so nataka nikomae...
God asked Jomo Kenyatta how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Kenyatta a Mercedes...
Kuna walevi wa 3 wamelewa wakakodisha taxi mwenye taxi alipowaona
wamelewa sana akawasha gari halafu akazima akawajibu tayari tumefika
wa kwanza akatoa hela
wa pili ...akasema thank u
wa tatu...
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, Lets talk. Ive heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation...
Ni kweli imenitokea leo jioni saa 11
Nilikua nime simama na rafiki zangu kwenye kona ya mtaa wa Tandamiti na Congo.
Tunakula Ice cream za Azam 1>Anakula bolcone 2>Tunakula chocstick 2>Wanakula ice...
Reason why I never visit "rich" people!!
Question: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question: " Ceylon tea...
Katika dunia ya sasa ambapo idadi kubwa ya wahumini wa dini zote ni waelewa je inawezekanaje watu hao kushawishiwa na kufanyiwa maamuzi ya kisiasa na wakuu wao wa dini? wanawezaje kuambiwa mchague...
Wakuu habari yenu,
Ebwana kuna tetesi nimezisikia. Eti ndege ya serikali inatumika kumpeleka Mama Salma na familia yake Shopping Dubai na popote pale wanapotaka kwenda. Hii nimeisikia kutoka kwa...
Pasi na shaka hakuna tena ari mpya,kasi mpya wala nguvu mpya serikalini,semina elekezi za Ngurdoto nikazi bure na upotevu wa mali za umma.Si siri tena kuwa maisha bora kwa kila mtanzania...
Bar betting joke
A man sat down at a bar and told the bartender, "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can piss into the cup all the way over there on the other side of the bar and not miss a...
hawaoni dalili kama za lyatonga na nccr za chama kupotea maboya.
hawaoni dalili kama za cuf kwamba ipo siku watakirubuni na kufunga nacho ndoa haramu.
wanaona cdm kinakua tu.
kinazidi...
Mbunge wa Kahama James Lembeli amewaonya wana-ccm wasipokisafisha chama wasishangae watakapokosa majimbo yote ya mkoa wa Shinyanga.
Ameomba Mafisadi watimuliwe kwenye Chama ili chama kiendelee...
Kids Are Quick and Very Smart :)
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who...
A Russian businessman walks into a Swiss bank in Geneva and asks for a $100 loan. He offers his luxury Mercedes car as collateral. The collateral is too good, and the bank manager approves the...
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact...
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. It was an interesting conversation.
* The first surgeon said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on...
Nipo Hotelini nilipofikia hapa A Town, asubuhi naamka naenda Kupiga stat gari langu na kukabidhi Key ya chumba kwa hotel Attendant niweze kuingia kilingeni (Kibaruani), Mapokezi nakutana na Mzee...
Ndugu wanaJF, nimepata taarifa muda c mrefu kuwa mh. Rais wetu wa moyo Dr. Slaa na Mwenyekiti Jembe wa CDM mh. Mbowe nao hawapo nyuma, wapo pamoja na watanzania wenzetu waliopo ktk safari kuelekea...
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