kama kawa wambea zetu kukaa karibu na mlango ili wanaoingia na kutoka tuwaone_mpango mzima ulianza wakat wa maakul ambapo mc aliwataarifu wajumbe kuwa sasa mtumish wa Mungu alikuwa anaingia...
mama mmoja aliingia kwenye basi akiwa amebeba mtoto
mara dereva akamwambia....... huyo ni mtoto mbaya sijapata kuona...
mama hakumjibu akaingia mpaka kwenye kiti nyuma ya basi
akiwa na hasira...
marafiki wawili walitoka kwenda kuwinda
wakiwa msituni bahati mbaya rafiki mmoja alipata ajali akawa hajitambui
kwa woga mmkubwa rafiki yake alichukua simu yake na kupiga 112 (emergency call)...
A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa,
Consul: 'Your name please?'
Saudi: 'Sheikh Abdul-Aziz. '
Consul: 'Sex?'
Saudi: 'Six time a week.'
Consul: 'I meant, male or...
CHUO CHA MAFUNZO YA UCHAGA HALISI!! !!
NAFASI ZA MASOMO
Chuo maalum kwa ajili ya kutoa ajira za chapchap kimefunguliwa hapa Kiboroloni,
Chuo Kimesajiliwa na VETA na kina waalimu...
Samahani Watanzania wenzangu natamani kuuza nchi hii na nyinyi nyote mliomo ndani, ikiwezekana labda muhamie nchi nyingine. Mnaweza kunisaidia kujua Procudure za kuuza?
ANYONE who tired.
:mad2: Sexy secretary came Angrily out of boss's office.
Colleague:-What happen?
Sexy secretary:-He asked me are you free tonite? i said yes Bastard gave me lot of pages to type.
:boom:A man and a woman are walking together,the mother in-law of da man is da mother of da woman's mother in-law.So how are they related?Show u're social knowledge
This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral.
A Cardiologist's Funeral
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate
funeral by the hospital he worked...
Wana JF kuna chama kipya kimeanzishwa kinaitwa CCWCT. Wanachama wake wengi ni wanafunzi wa vyuo vikuu. Kirefu chake ni Chama Cha Wapiga Chabo Tanzania. Be careful has ukiwa faragha. From original...
Si nikaota bana usiku!? Eti niko miongoni mwa waalikwa katika birthday ya Mandela...wakati nawa-hug marais tofauti, ikafika zamu ya ''rais'' wenu , kudadadadek eti nikampa bonge la ngumi ya uso...
BOSS said to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?
EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There 's no proof of it", he replied.
BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to...
Mrs Rweyemamu accompanied Rweyemamu to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone...
He said, "Mr Rweyemamu is suffering from a very severe...
Mvuta bangi anamuuliza mlevi
MVUTA BANGI:-Eti India ipo mbali sana?
MLEVI:-Hapana kwa sababu kuna mdosi pale jobu anakuja kazini kwa baiskeli kila siku
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the...
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