A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a...
kuna hospital moja ya vichaa ilikuwa imeishiwa dawa za kuwapima vichaa akili zao kama wamepona, ikabidi doctor achore alama ya mlango ukutani halaf akawaambia wale vichaa "ATAKAE WEZA KUPITA...
Hivi mmepata kujiuliza baada ya kuona tangazo la askofu Masanilo?
[quote]Rev Masanilo
I am Full Time Alcoholic, Drugs and Sexy Addicts[\quote]
Mashaka yangu ni kwamba kama hajawatenda...
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper...
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger...
Tanzania ni moja ya nchi amboyo inawawakilishi wanao tetea na kulinda maslahi ya wananchi moja ya jambo muhimu linalotekelezwa na wawakilishi ni kupanga bajeti na kusimamia utekelezaji, lakini...
Kuna tetesi zimeenea mtaani kuwa mshiriki wa Bongo Star Search ambaye amepanda chati kuliko kawaida kuwa ni kachero kutoka shirika la kijasusi la Marekani, CIA na yuko hapa nchini kwa kazi maalum...
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven.
St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven". The first guy comes up to the gate and...
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have...
BINADAMU ATAACHA LINI VITUKO
People never stop to amaze in this life!!!
Freddie, a farmer, ordered an expensive milking machine.
He then decided to test it on himself first, so he insert his...
Makampuni ya simu, yameshusha gharama saana za kupigia simu ndani ya mtandao na hata kwenda mitandao mingine. Ukifikiria kule tulipoanzia wakati vocha zinauzwa kwa Dollar na leo hii hadi...
Eti wakulu nimesikia kua Dr.Remmy Ongalla atazikwa kitaifa na kupigiwa mizinga 7 jamani hizi ni habari za kweli? Na mgeni rasmi atakua ni raisi wa Jamuhuri ya kidemokrasi ya kongo ndugu KABILA!
Nina vocha ambayo ukiingiza, utaweza kupiga bure kwenda popote. Ili wahusika wasiishtukie, atakayebonyeza HAPA nitapata ID yake na nitamtumia kwenye PM. Ukiipata usirudi kuiweka hadharani ili...
Mzee mmoja alikwenda na mtoto wake kwenye ghorofa moja la shirika la bima..
Walipofika
mtoto : Akaanza kumuuliza baba hii nini (huku akimuonesha lifti ya ghorofa)
mzee : Mwanangu sijawahi...
Mkuu,
Umechelewa duh, sasa hivi, yaani mida hii hii,.wameruka kwa kutumia ungo wao, kwa mwendo wa roketi ,plus kasi zaidi, ari zaidi na ,kwa nguvu zaidi..
Lakini wameacha salamu kuwa...
ilitengenezwa mashine kwa ajili ya kukamata wezi, ilipopelekwa marekan ilikamata wezi 444, ikapelekwa india ikakamata wezi 240, kenya ikakamata wezi 50 ikaletwa tanzania unajua kilichotokea nini...
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