JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A priest walked into a barber shop in Arusha. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord."...

Baada ya ushindi wa jumapili kutafsiriwa kuwa ni kutokana na kutokuwepo kwa raisi uwanjani,jk amekiri kuwa huenda damu yake haiko na mapenzi ya dhati kwa timu zetu za taifa hivyo ameapa kuwa...

Kamaka :"Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad : "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Mwanakijiji is also my son. That's confidential."

kwanini wanafunzi wa kike wa vyuoni wameanza kuwa wapenzi wao kwa wao!:angry:

Du kali hiyo, ni kweli wachagga wana uhuru zaidi ya Uhuru wa tanzania, wana uhuru wa kiuchumi na Kiakili.

Kuna viongozi wa chama fulani nchini ambacho sera zake zinazofanana na mafreemasons(wale wanaosalimiana kwa ishara ya vidole viwili kama akina Bush,Saddam,Obama,Ahmednijad,Arafat,tonny Blair...

These are some of the application and leave letterswritten by various personnel . English, as they say,is really a funny language!1. A candidate's application "This has reference to your...

Miaka ya 1960. Nyerere Rais. Mkatoliki. Maarufu sana. Wazungu walimkubali. Wakatoa elimu kwa jamii za Kikristo. Waislamu wao walikuwa hawataki shule. Walikuwa wanavua samaki baharini...

Sioujanja!unajipulizia perfume hadi unanuka nipeni zenu

Kulikua na mashindano ya kumpata mtu mfupi kuliko wote duniani. Jamaa m1 alikuwa mfupi kama chupa ya bia, alipokwenda kwenye ukumbi wa mashindano akakuta mlinzi getini ni mfupi amekalia kiberi...

Shibuda kumshtaki Wenje kwa wazee Saturday, 11 December 2010 21:01 Mwandishi wetu MGOGORO ndani ya Chadema umechukua sura mpya baada ya Mbunge wa...

Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Johnny’s answer was, "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my...

Habari na udaku mwingi hapa ni ama Chadema au viongozi wa Chadema. Au zinahusu serikali lakini zimeibuliwa na wanachadema. Kama Chadema ikifutwa habari na udaku Hapa JF zitapungua kwa takriban...

Kwa speed hii anayokuja nayo mh Kafulila anaweza akawa tishio kwenye bunge la 10 kama alivyokua Mh Zitto kwenye bunge lililopita but waswas wangu ni huyu zitto ambaye amekua haeleweki ndani ya...

Nenda germany kasome hadi 2030

Wana JF naomba wenye uelewa sahihi wa uhusiano wa JK na mama Zakia make nijuavyo mimi kisiasa yule mama hana jipya la kutusaidia watanzania wala CCM, lakini ninachojiuliza ni namna alivyomteua...

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are...

Hi friend, Please read carefully and apply instructions The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted...

A prosperous business man propositioned a beautiful girl to spend the night with him. She agreed to do so for $500. When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he didn't have any...