Achawi mkubwa nchini amechaguliwa kuwa waziri wa mambo ya ndani nani anabisha na yeye ndie mwezeshaji.........shkh yhy:thinking:
Conquest-Yote ccm wanaweza nani anabisha
10 Step Guide For The Do-It-Yourself Handyman
1. If you can't find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break off the tip, it's an improved screwdriver.
2. Try to work alone. An audience is...
Kuna vitu ambazo Muchatha kama angepewa nafasi ya kuzifanya hata saa hii niko adult hivi. Hii ndio list:
1. Kuminya Mukorino
Kwetu gichagi kurikuwaga na wakorino wengi sana. Na haki hao wamama...
hii nimeikuta mahali fulani katika peruziperuzi zangu, ilinichekesha nikaona si mbaya kuiweka huku kwenye forum hii isiyo na masuala ya itikadi yoyote .
A young and nervous bride planning her...
Mzee mmoja alienda hospitali kwa ajili kuangalia afya;dokta akamuuliza inakuwaje yeye awepo katika afya nzuri kama ile ilhali yeye ni mzee sana.
Mzee akamjibu kuwa anazingatia kanuni zote za...
Jim, Dave and Eric die and arrive at the gate, St Paul explains to them:
'Heaven is a very big place and you need a car to get around. The car
you get depends solely on how faithful you were to...
Kuna tetesi kuwa DR JK atampa uwaziri ila haijulikani ni wizara gani DR SLAA ambaye alikuwa mgombea wa nafasi ya URAIS kupitia chama cha CHADEMA.kama kweli nampongeza sana MH DR RAIS JK....:israel:
MSICHANA mmoja jina lake halikuweza kupatikana maramoja alijikuta yupo kwenye wakati mgumu baada ya kuchaniwa nguo yake aliyovaa na wahuni na kumuacha na aibu kedekede na akiwa hana la kufanya kwa...
Sounds funny, doesnt it? Read on
Jamaa wawili walikutana kwenye kituo cha basi wakafanya mazungumzo. Mmoja aling'ang'nia kuzungumzia kero za familia yake hatimaye mwenzake...
George Carlin Quote
Women are crazy. Men are stupid. The main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Creation Order
God made man before woman so the man would have time to think...
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I...
Source: From Yahoo friends.
1. Chinese Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the SNAKE
2. Dad asked his...
Source: Yahoo friends.
A wealthy gentleman had passed on and was being buried at the kongowea cemetery in a very expensive coffin.
One of the fellows at the burial estimated the coffin to be...
There was a World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life"
the finale had the following three incidents....
Third Place
"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was...
A man called home to his wife and said, "?Honey?I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends?.?
We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me...
Mheshimiwa Jakaya Kikwete amedai kuwa baraza lake jipya la mawaziri halitakuwa na mwanaume hata mmoja. Amesema kuwa kuanzia mawaziri hadi manaibu wote watakuwa wanawake ambapo waziri mkuu atakuwa...
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
************
Wife: I wish I was a...
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best lay in town." Everyone expects a fight, but the guy...
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