MEMO FROM ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT
It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309)...
Cow Flatulence Tax Tokyo's scientists are trying to stop global warming, one toot at a time.
A key producer of methane, cow flatulence is leading cause of...
kuna michezo ambayo ilitokea kupendwa sana enzi hizo. michezo hii iliyovuna nitataja hapa michache nawe kama unakumbuka tafadhali ongezea kenye hii list, mana kila sehemu ilikuwa na michezo yake...
Kuna mama mmoja alifariki na kujikuta amefika mbele ya malaika wa mwenyezi Mungu ambaye alimfikisha kwenye chumba kilichojaa saa nyingi za mshale zisizo na kioo.
Yule mama akataka kujua zile saa...
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.
The Problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child...
Nihabari za kushtusha kwa wapenzi wa muziki hususani R n' B kwa kumpoteza kipenz chao jana majira ya sa5 usiku kwa ajali yandege akitokea finland akienda australia katika moja yakazi zake...
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant...
Enzi hizo bana, unajidai upo chobisi na Kishtobe wako mnapeana Ma-lovedavi, Duh nimekumbuka mbali " Enzi ya Chobisi". Ngoja na leo niingie Chobisi zangu za zamani, Karibuni Chobisi tulambe w/end...
Jamaa watatu walikufa wakaenda mbinguni walipofika geti la mbinguni wakakuta foleni kama ya dar,malaika akasema leo tunapokea wenye haraka na waliokufa kifo cha kutisha na cha huzuni kwahiyo...
Siku moja kinyozi alipokuwa anatoa huduma kwa mteja alipumua kwa kutumia mlango wa uani, na ili kumpumbaza mteja kinyozi akaamua achanganye wimbi la shuzi lake kwa maongezi murua kama ifuatavyo...
Kuna mtoto mmoja wa kike huko kijijini alipanda mti wa mpera pasipo kuvaa chupi,mara mzee mmoja akapita eneo hilo alipomuona huyo msichana akamwambia ashuke kisha akampa elfu 10,aende akanunue...
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP...
Siku moja baada ya kumaliza bla-bla zake kijijini, wapiga kura walimweleza matatizo yao kama vile shule, maji, hospitali n.k.
MWANASIASA MKONGWE: Ikiwa mtanichagua, nitafanya kila niwezalo kwa...
A crusty old marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of...
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