Tulikuwa wakwanza mimi na Mwafrika kuleta habari za CUF kufanya mazungumzo ya siri na CCM. Sasa hivi kila mtu anajua kinachoendelea. Leo nawaambia tena CUF wanabadili bendera yao na itakuwa na...
Mwanaume: Rafiki yangu mi nataka mpatia mke wangu talaka.
Rafiki: Kwa nini tena?
Mwanaume: Kila nkirudi nyumbani nakuta kaficha mwanaume kwenye kabati la nguo.
Rafiki: Oh! Hiyo mbaya sana...
A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom .
She looks at his privates and points at his cork and asks "Dad
what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't...
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However, before the...
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.
One day, he met a girl and...
...bahili mmoja alichukua mwanamke na kwenda kufanya naye mapenzi...alipomaliza haja zake akakataa kumlipa. Akamwambia, "Sikulipi mimi..kwanza nyumba tuliyotumia ni babaangu...halafu kitanda...
The other day, while I was seeing my shrink, he asked me what I looked for in a woman.
Naturally I replied, "Big tits."
He said, "No, I meant for a serious relationship."
So I said, "Oh...
A man was sleeping on his deathbed. The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him.
He said, " Martha, I have something to confess to you."
She said, "No dear, save your...
A little boy asked his mother:
- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
- Dont even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you dont bark.
Baada ya kutokea msiba huko Lushoto walimtuma ndugu yao mmoja kwenda kuwajulisha ndugu zake waliokuwa nje ya mkoa wa Tanga. Mtani wangu Msambaa aitwae Shemaonge, alikwenda kwenye ofisi za shirika...
Kuna shehe mmoja alioa mtoto mwanamwali mzuri wa kuvutia.Basi kutokana na wivu aliokuwa nao kwa mkewe alikuwa hatoki ndani kila siku anamchunga mkewe.Vijana wa mtaani nao kila aliyebahatika...
Mtoto mmoja alipakizwa kwenye basi kwa safari ya kwenda kumsalimia babu yake kijijini mbinga.Basi lilipoondoka tu kabla hata halijakaribia kimara mtoto akauliza kwa sauti kubwa jamani tumekaribia...
Does Management really know their Staffs?
On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young
boy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him,
How...
Kuna dada mmoja Mzambia aliolewa na Mchina, akala mimba, muda ulipowadia yule binti akajifungua, mtoto aliishi kwa muda kama wa masaa 3 baada ya hapo akafa.
Msibani nyumbani wakati watu...
Msimamizi mmoja wa kituo kimoja cha uchaguzi alimchovya mkono mzima mmoja wa wapiga kura kwenye ule wino wa kuonyesha kuwa mtu amepiga kura badala ya kumchovya kidole tu!! Hii ilitokea baada ya...
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