JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A lady on Honeymoon, calls back home and get the father on phone " Daddy!, where is mum...(Sobbing)..How come nobody told me my Husband has one foot?", Daddy is confused, "What do you mean he has...

10. Never walk without a document -- People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're headed for the...

Naona ni vema majengo ya ikulu yakauzwa kwa Rais aliyeko madarakani sasa. Baada ya hapo, serikali italipa pango. Mmiliki (Rais wa sasa) atashughulikia matengenezo na maboresho yote kulingana na...

Soma kwa makini maneno yafuatayo kisha uniambie umeelewa nini,jaribu kutafakari polepole bila haraka. Aibu,Maradhi,Umaskini,Kifo. Mshindi atapata zawadi nono.

Kuna mambo huwa tunayafanya kama funny lakini mwisho wake yanatupeleka pabaya sana. Sasa hebu niambie incidence kama hii. Huku si kujitakia kweli...

A machine was recently invented in Japan to catch thieves; It was taken to different countries for the test. Below are the results:.......... UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves; US, in 30...

After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After my wife...

Basi usiku acha nipate shida kwenye ndoto...., eti kwa sababu mkuu wa mkoa wa arusha ni matilda buriani, acha nipambane na giza hilo nene... nataka kuvunja screen ya tv iliyokuwa inatangaza...

wakuu asubuhi nimeamka nawasha laptop nakikuta hiki kimeseji sasa sijui niklik sehemu gani

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place...

Wengine wetu tuliingia katika uchaguzi,hadi kwenda kujipanga kupiga kura za maoni za CCM kwa kupewa Sh. 2,000 au Tshet, kanga, skaf au kofia zenye picha ya kikwete na kauli mbiu yake Nguvu...

Waziri mkuu Mizengo Pinda aliukataa uwaziri Mkuu na ikalazimika JK atume watu wakamshawishi na kupelekea jina lake kushindwa kupelekwa bungeni asubuhi kwa ajili ya kupitishwa, Katika kumshawishi...

Leo nimefuatilia kwa kina sana mjadala kule jukwaa la siasa juu ya Mdahalo wa wapinzani wawili pale ITV ya FM na RH, wasiompenda mh. Mbowe kwa sababu zao walimuita Professional DJ kwa utashi wao...

Maneno ya mwakyusa kuwa ataifuatiliya afya ya raisi imemkost,raisi hataki mtu kufuatilia hali yake ya afya eti;;;

jamani na matatizo kila nikiona mate yananitoka ,shida ni kitu natafuta msaada kuna mbinu gani mbadala

Wakuu wa Wilaya wapya, sita wanawake kati ya 15 walioteuliwa na Rais hivi karibuni wakiwa kwenye picha ya pamoja baada ya kumaliza semina elekezi mjini Morogoro, majina na Wilaya zao kwenye mabano...

1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able...

Matokeo ya Kura za Urais Haya Hapa. Hadi leo Tume ya Uchaguzi haijaweka matokeo ya kura za Urais kwenye website yao. Inachokiogopa inakijua yenyewe.

Never Go To The HR For a Salary Increase............... After 2 years of selfless service, a Gentle person (affirmative action) realized that he had not been promoted, no transfer, no salary...