The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00am by a loud Pounding on the door. The man gets up andgoes to the door where a drunken stranger,standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not...
Nyumba moja yenye familia ya watu wanne ikiwa ni baba mwenye nyumba, mama na wafanyakazi wawili mmoja wa kike na mwingine wa nje wa kiume, scroll ufuate utamu halisi!
Baba anamla dada (mfanyakazi...
SIKU MOJA MAHAKAMA
Mahakamani. Kijana wa miaka 22 anashitakiwa kwa kosa la kum-baka bibi kizee wa watu.
Hakimu: Bibi, hebu ieleze mahakama kilichotokea.
Bibi Kizee : Nimelala...
There was a little sperm named freddie and all he wanted in his life was to fertilise an egg.He started getting into shape so well in order to be fit for the big day.He swimed around and...
Mzee mmoja alienda bank kuomba mkopo wa dola 100,bank manager akwamwambia sharti awe na kitu cha dhamana ambapo kwa mshangao mzee alionyesha gari yake Ferrari yenye thamani kama dola laki tatu...
S.Ngonyani au Profesa Maji Marefu sasa ni Mbunge kwa kupitia jimbo la Korogwe vijijini. Hivyo huenda ataitwa Mheshimiwa Profesa Maji Marefu. Wapambe wa Jakaya Kikwete hawatafurahishwa na hilo...
Wife & Husband
Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you were a newspaper too my dear, so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!"
Expiry date...
Ukitaka kugombea Urais hakikisha jina lako halifanani na jina la jinsia nyingine au yatakutokea ya Dovutwa ambaye wapiga kura wengine walikuwa wanahoji vipi tulisikia kuna Devota anagombea mbona...
Nigerian man called his mom from the USA.
Man: Mom, I have AIDS.
Mother: Don't come back home woo, my son woo abeg abegwoo.
Man: Why mom?
Mother: If you come back home, then your wife will be...
Ndio sisi ni matajiri kwa sababu magari yanayotumika na jeshi ni ya James Wambura. Hata yale matreni ni ya kwetu pia. Matreni yakikimbia yaria CHACHA MARWA, CHACHA MARWA, CHACHA MARWA, CHACHA...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of...
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to...
Mama mmoja alikuwa anamshauri mwanae kuwa akienda mjini awe makini sana, akifika atafute mwanaume mcha Mungu, Asiyefuja pesa, na vile vile awe bikira!
Binti katoka kaja mjini, kakutana na njemba...
WHO SAID SHULE ZA KATA EDUCATION WASN'T GOOD FOR US?
From one of Iringa secondarySchool, english teacher: "The girl goes to school, goesn't she?
From Brits...
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness...
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
"Tell us Tom, just...
Kuna wakati mmoja alisafiri Mjapani, Mtanzania bara na Mzanzibari kwenye boti ndogo, mara boti yao ikaanza kuingia maji na kuzama, ilibidi watafute njia ya kujiokoa, kama kawaida mjapani alianza...
Hi Peoples look at this article published in (NaturalNews Laptop computers cook your testicles)
Is something burning, or are you just computing again? New research published in the medial...