Nigerian man called his mom from the USA.
Man: Mom, I have AIDS.
Mother: Don't come back home woo, my son woo abeg abegwoo.
Man: Why mom?
Mother: If you come back home, then your wife will be...
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in...
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.
The son said, "I don't think...
Mkazi mmoja wa wilayani Kwimba jijini Mwanza leo tarehe 5 November 2010 amefikishwa katika mahakama ya mwanzo ya Hungumalwa kwa kosa la kumtapeli bibi mzee fisi wake.
Akitoa maelezo yake bibi...
ASHA and ALI were lying in bed one night. ALI was falling asleep but ASHA was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."Wearily ALI reached...
Maria hakuwa mwanafunzi bora darasani Sunday school. Kawaida yake, husinzia darasani.
Jumapili moja, mtawa mwalimu aliamua kumuuliza Maria maswali, bila kutambua Maria keshasinzia.
Swali la...
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.
Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call...
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know me?
She...
Camilla bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter & tighter as the day went on.
That night after the festivities were finally over, she & Charles had retired back...
The maid wanted an increase in salary .....
The Madam was very upset about this and asked:
"Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"
Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an...
Ingekuwa fursa nzuri sana kwa ile mikoa yote Slaa aliyoshinda awe rais na mkwere nae awe kule kwake, ili kupunguza malumbano, naona tume inapata muda mgumu sana wa kuchakachua ilhali kuna...
We KIKWETE uliye 2filis, jina lako lisahaulike ,utakalo lifanyike BAGAMOYO tu! Utupe leo mabilion ye2 ya EPA, uwapeleke MAFISADI wote mahakaman, uwalipe wastaafu, walimu na wafanyakazi wa...
The Polite Way To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice...
Daktari wa kikwete amemshauri baada ya vurugu za uchaguzi anahitaji mapumziko kama mwezi mmoja hivi ili kupata nguvu ya kuwatumikia watu wake waliomsaidia kuchakachua matokeo na kuwezesha ushindi...