A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband
to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin".
"What?" said the...
Juma alimua kusafiri kwenda mbali. Akamvika mkewe chupi ya chuma yenye kufuli.
Ufunguo wa chupi alimwachia rafiki yake mkubwa na kipenzi kwa maelezo kuwa
asiporudi baada ya miaka minne...
A man and a woman were walking!The mother-in-law to the man is the mother to the mother-in-law to the woman
How are they related? (The man and a woman who are walking together)
A man and his son were in an accident. The man died on the way to the Hospital but the Boy was rushed to surgery. The surgeon said i cant operate, that is my son! Howz that posibo?
Adam alimua kusafiri kwenda Mbali. Akamvika mkewe chupi ya chuma yenye kufuri. Ufunguo wa chupi alimwachia rafiki yake mkubwa na kipenzi kwa maelezo kuwa asiporudi baada ya miaka minne amfungulie...
Congratulations my boy! said the grooms uncle.
Im sure youll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.
But Im not getting married until tomorrow. Protested his...
kulikuwa na wanandoa wawili ndani wanafanya mapenzi wakasikia mlango umevujwa akatokea jamaa mmoja na bastola mkononi akawambia mkitaka nisiwaue fanyeni kila kitu nitakachowaambia, basi jinsi...
A man telephoned a police station one night and excited reported that the steering wheel, brake pedal, accelerator, clutch pedal and dashboard had been stolen from his car. A police constable...
Friday, September 24, 2010 1:17 AM
Mwanamke mmoja wa nchini Uingereza ambaye alitangaza kwenye internet kuwa anatafuta mtu wa kufariki naye, amekutwa amefariki ndani...
"My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely ..Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me...
Dear Jakaya, greetings from Paradise. I am doing fine since I arrived here almost six years ago.
I have decided to write you this message after having learned that Chama cha Mapinduzi (CCM)...
Wadau leteni jokes hapa zilijitokeza katika mchakato mzima wa kampeni wakati tukielekea katika Uchaguzi mkuu..............I mean serious jokes:smile::smile::smile: na sio kampeni chafu:nono:! Lets...
Chuo maalum kwa ajili ya vijana wa kichagga kimefunguliwa hapa Kiborloni, Moshi. Kinatoa kozi zifuatazo:
1. Ulevi - Mwezi mmoja
2. Ujambazi - Miezi sita
3. Kuchoma mtu kisu - Wiki moja
4. Kuchoma...
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I...
There is not one dirty word in it, and yet it is funny!--
The Patels in the US, Hari and Sarla, aka Harry andSally, were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to...
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
KENYAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You eat Both of...