There is this good old barber in some city in the US .
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut,
he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
"I am sorry. I cannot accept...
A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company.
One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said, "Pastor, my dog is dead.
Could there be a mass for the...
Umeamka asubuhi, ukakuta binadamu wote duniani wamekufa au hawaonekani, na umebaki peke yako.
Redio na mawasiliano ya cmu hayafanyi kazi,kwani operators nao wame collapse.
Chakula na chochote...
TANZANIA!!!
TANZANIA
The only country whose soccer players play BUT do not win!!
The only country where a Mzungu comes with one dollar and leaves with millions of them...
Wadau nahitaji mwanaume ambae amemchoka mkewe, akirudi nyumbani mke wake makelele makelele hamueshimu, hamsikilizi kisa wana vipato sawa au kamzidi mumewe kidogo kila akiambiwa jeuri mwanaume huna...
Nimepokea message hii toka kwa washikaji zangu mbalimbali
"Ukipigiwa simu kwa private no. au akaandika call kwa red colour usiipokee ni mionzi unaparalise na kufa. Imetokea kenya watu wamekufa...
Nimekiona sehemu kinauzwa ila nje ya nchi nadhan vikifika bongo vitakuwa na soko kubwa sana kwa makatibu muhutasi.
Nipo natafuta specifications zake niziweke hapa kwa matumizi zaidi
TEACHER:
Jennifer, go to the map and find North America.
Jennifer: Here it is.
TEACHER:
Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:
Jennifer.
TEACHER:
John, why are you doing...
Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you...
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery Store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
The little boy...
Once a Tanzanian minister was on a tour to France and his French counterpart invited him for a dinner. When the Tanzanian minister arrived at the latter's residence, he was astonished to see that...
Nimepewa swali la hesabu na mtoto wa darasa la nne, nimeumiza kichwa kutafuta jibu nimeshindwa, na imebidi nimdanganye kuwa ni ya chuo kikuu! Hesabu yenyewe ipo hivi:
"watu 3walikula mgahawani...
Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man...
Wanandoa fulani waliendelea kulala chumba kimoja na mtoto mkubwa anayeweza kuongea, labda kwa sababu ya uwezo mdogo wa kupanga chumba cha pili. Huyo mtoto alikuwa na tabia ya kukojoa kitandani...
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the...