When teras flow in your eyes
When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Just let me know,
Because, I want to be there for you,
BECAUSE!!!!
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Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the staff I to you?.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife...
You know you work for the government when:
* The process becomes more important than the product
* You don't see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about
*...
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor...
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a fictional school for teaching magic and sorcery. It is the main setting in JK Rowling's novels on Harry...
A drunken man phoned the local police department to report that thieves had been in his car.
"They have stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried...
A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Pamela, a girl from...
Did the Priest Lie?
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her:
Woman: "Father, may I ask a favour?"
Priest: "Of course. What may I do for you?"
Woman...
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.
The minister turns and notices the old...
VATICAN HUMOR
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.
'Excuse me, Your...
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the...
Hii ngoma inanikumbusha hayo yaliyojiri Dom kwenye NEC kati ya yale makundi mawili......wapambanaji (Small cat) na mafisadi (Big cat)............haaa haaa! Natania tu mjomba!
Ukilianzisha...
Wakuu....hebu mchekini Ogah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlmYsUiyhDc
Mkiichagua CCM there is only one thing involved............you are doomed....forever!
Reasons for making / not making love. TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The...
Hiki ni kisa cha kweli:
kikundi cha majambazi kilivamia nyumba moja ambapo wanafunzi wa Chuo Kikuu kmoja nchini walikuwa wamepanga. Baada ya kuwapora vitu mbalimbali vikiwemo simu za mkononi...
Rugaimukamu: Hivi Rweyongeza, kare katoto kako Gozbert kako wapi siku
hizi? maana nakumbuka karikuwa dull darasani mwenzake Albert ni daktari
bingwa sasa!
Muchunguzi: Ee Albert kumbe ni mtaaram...