JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Daddy's 10 rules of dating Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my...

Mchezo huu mzuri sana tena sana,mchezo huu ni rahisi kwa kila mtu kuucheza,nitawapa link nao utafunguka uta-click mouse yako utakuta mouse yako ni KIATU utakirusha kiatu kwa kubonyeza kidole chako...

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a...

Fikiria... umetoka kazini, upo hoi kwa uchovu wa mchana kutwa. Baada ya pirika pirika za kuikimbiza shiringi. Umerudi home unakuta hali ndo kama hiyo. Ukiwa wewe ndiye mzazi wa hawa watoto...

Soma maongezi haya.... NN: Chochote atakachoongea Kibs ni uongo. Kibs: Alichoongea NN ni kweli. Kati ya NN na Kibs, nani mwongo na nani mkweli?

Hey, mamacita, let's do ...................... It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita. Oh...

kama mwendo ukija kufika huku,je itakuaje??

George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway in Iraq, when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him...

ndugu wenzangu ni hali ya kusikitisha sana inayowzukia hawa ndugu zetu albino's...imefika sasa hata watoto albino's ukiwakuta wanavuka barabarani ukawafwata kuwasaidia wanakimbia kama...

Element Name: MAN Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to...

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by...

Kama elimu yako sio ya mchina[feki], badili sentensi hii kwa kiingereza tuanze kucheka..."BABA MIMI NI MTOTO WAKO WA NGAPI?"

Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee: "Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of...

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is a man from Bongo. Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Man From...

Mtoto Monica alitumwa kibandani na baba yake kumletea gazeti la tarehe kumi. Aliporejea akasema; baba nimekosa gazeti la tarehe 10 ila nimeleta ya tarehe 5 mawili!

Hey I have found your photo, please scroll down to see your lovely face * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist...

When Bush was a little baby!

3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear...

Enjoy ! Two Ladies Talking in Heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It...