JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Na comrade kipepe... Kijana mmoja ajulikanae kwa jina la MADENGE anaemiliki office Kali sana maeneo ya ilala, Leo amempigia magoti kocha AMUNIKE baada ya kumkosea kocha huyo... Ndipo kocha...

Ilisemwa na ikarudiwa tena na tena kwamba chochote inachofanya Taifa stars ni utekelezaji wa Sera za CCM. Hivyo kipigo cha Leo ni utekelezaji mzuri wa Sera za CCM za kuhakikisha Watanzania...

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? - Your last name stays put. - The garage is all yours. - Wedding plans take care of themselves. - Chocolate is...

Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in." Wife: Have...

Wakati na peluzi katika mtandao wa YOUTUBE nmekutana na hii habari ya MZEE kutoka India ambae ameishii miaka 75 Bila kula nikaona sio mbaya kushare nawe habari hii VIDEO

Guys.kama umemtongoza msichana akakwambia umechelewa nafasi imejaa (akimaanisha ana mtu). chukua compyuta mconnet kutumia USB wire.ingia futa kilichomo then jifanyie installation mwenye ,baada ya...

Kikiongozwa na: 1. M/Kiti -> Stupid-belong to them 2.Katibu -> palm network Taja wengine kwa codes

Uamuzi wa kupeleka Wabunge kushangilia Stars sio wa kiungwana hata kidogo. Kwani kazi zao za Bungeni nani anawafanyia?

Kunawatu wanatuma vitu Vingi Vya kijinga ukigusa tu bando chali

Je, una kitambi? Je, una manyama uzembe ambayo unataka yaondoke? Je, una michirizi ya unene? Je, una ngozi kavu kwenye nyayo na visigino ? Je, una shepu isiyovutia Na ungetamani uibadilishe...

Kama kichwa cha habari kinavyo jieleza kwa wale wenzangu na mimi tusioshabikia mpira wa miguu tujuane na tupeane sababu za kutokua shabiki wa soka maana naona kwa wanaume tupo wachache sana...

Usingizi wenyewe umekata kabisa...pamoja na kuwa ni wa kuokoteza okoteza bado hamna kitu. Umewahi kusikia usingizi wa mang'amu ng'amu? Basi ndo uswahilini inavyokuwa yaani mtu kama kalala lakini...

Ohooooo kama kawaida ni comrade hapa, a.k.a THE HUNTER! nadundadunda jukwaani hapa kama jabulani au kitenesi.. I use my keyboard to refresh my mind! Ohoooo ebanaeee Leo ninekutana na swali la...

25/6/94 was my first day and moment to be in these world.Like other human i went through bad and good moment, that makes me to learn more abt me and people. Napokea nasaha zenu, ushauri,mitazamo...

Siku zote nakumbuka jambo moja la utundu sana nililofanya nikiwa mdogo ambalo sintakaa nilisahau. Ni kwamba kulikuwa na nyaya za umeme nje ya nyumba ambazo zilikuwa zimekatwa na ziko wazi, Na siku...

Vijana wenzangu poleni na majukumu wakubwa kwa wadogo jamani mimi nipo mkoani dar es salaam Ninafanya Volunteer kwenye Company flan mjini post. Nimekuja kwenu naombeni kwa atakae kuwa na uwezo...

[emoji1318] WAKUU, KWENYE MA_GRUPU KUNA MAMBO YA KIBOYA SANA!!! UNAKUTA MTU ANAKUITA MAJINA MAZURI_MAZURI MPAKA UNAONA HAPA SASA ND'O WAKATI MWAFAKA WA KUFANYA MICHAKATO YA KIBAHARIA- UKIENDA...

AMUWAKIA MOTO DIAMOND VIDEO HAPA

Ninaomba samahani sana mtakao fungua thread Nimefuta wazo langu nililoliandika nimewaachia Demiss Na Mwifwa waendelee kuchat humu...