JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your Mom's the best lay in town!" Everyone expects a fight but the guy...
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A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" The farmer says, "Some...
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The bride tells her husband, "Honey,**you know I'm a virgin and I don't *know anything about sex. Can you *explain it to me first! *With a SMILE on his face caringly touching her in places...
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Muuza bangi kafungua kiwanda cha kuuza gesi inayotumiwa kwa kupikia,siku ya pili kalipua kwa makusudi slenda mbili za gesi kikaungua kiwanda chake;kwanini?eti anafanya matangazo ya biashara -...
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Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it... English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger...
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After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand...
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I dont know if it is true, but politicians are the most dishonest and the last people to believe and count on. But lies unfolds whenever there is truth. A priest was being honoured at his...
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The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is...
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Wakuu, check out this video clip...Funzo: Dont poke wild animals!!!
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Mnajua kwa nini hakuna pool tables zanzibar ?? ukipata jibu, then angalia jina la rais wa pili wa znz, halafu waziri mkuu mstaafu (sio aliyejiuzulu) then niambie !
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Kutokana na baadhi ya wakandarasi kuingia katika ujenzi wa barabara kushindwa kutimiza mikataba yao, Katika kipindi au muda uliopangwa. Nadhani ni vema watendaji nao mhe jk ukawaangalia upya...
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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked The Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' Of course. What may I do for you?' 'Well, I bought an expensive woman's...
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Jamani pale pm nimekuta request zaidi ya 50 wakiomba nichati nao Naomba muweke vina na mizani hapa a.k.a mistari yenu,maneno yatakayoshika moyo wangu,nataku-quote kukutaarifu kukufuata PM I'm...
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Kwa kipindi hiki ambacho tunaelekea kujilockdown kwa sababu ya gonjwa hili hatari Namuomba huyu kaka aje pm tuzungumze namna ya kujilockdown kwa siku 21 hivi Sifa za huyu kaka 1,Avatar yake ni...
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Hujambo hapo ulipo,ni matumaini yangu kwamba hujambo na unaendelea na maisha kama kaiwada Dhumuni la barua hii ni kukujulia hali hapo ulipo ,ni hayo tu mkuu . Asante
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Nilikuwa kwenye ishu zangu hapa Dar, nikakutana na wanaJF 4 pm kwa pamoja wakaniomba tukutane nimewakubalia. Wanaume watatu na mwanamke mmoja, nashukuru kukutana na nyinyi ila nyie ni mabahili...
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Tofauti na zama hizi, zamani watoto na hata watu wazima walikuwa wanavaa hirizi waziwazi bila kificho. Tulipokuwa tunacheza mpira shuleni/mtaani ilikuwa ni kawaida mtu kukuomba umshikie hirizi...
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Kipindi chako cha ujana umri wa miaka 22-25 ulikuwa unamiliki nini cha thamani ili nipate motivation ya utafutaji.
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Unavimba na pesa za kujiuza😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🌳
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Kuna kitu kinachoongea ndani yangu ndani kwa ndani au kwa mdomo wangu.sijaelewa ni nini.
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