JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Siasa zetu za kibongo bila chawa, ndumba na pesa hutoboi. PhD tupa kule! NB: Antipasi kazi unayo, itakuchukua miaka 10 kununua gari jipya.
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Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, decides to buy...
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Watoa likes wawe wanapewa likes nyingi.Siyo mtoa likes unakuta comment yake iko na like moja😳🙄....Jitahidini members...kuoneshana upendo siyo gharama. Nimewasemea eti!?🥴
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1. Zaidi ya asilimia 70 ya watumishi wanachukua salary advance siku tatu tu baada ya mshahara kutoka 2. Zaidi ya 50 wanaishi kwa mshiko fasta kutoka bank 3. Katika simu 10 unazopigiwa kila siku...
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Mimi huwa najikuta very uncomfortable kushare mambo au shida za familia kwa mwenzangu hata kama mara nyingine anasisitiza naona kama kuna siku tukikwazana he will use that against me. Japo yeye...
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Nakumbuka mwaka mmoja nilitembelea kule Pangani. Nikashuhudia kisa kimoja cha jamaa na Punda wake, ambaye inasemekana Punda wake alikuwa mvivu sana. Jamaa alikuwa anamtumia Punda wake katika...
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kuna maeneo fulani mkoani morogoro kama unaelekea Kinole, kuna daraja jembamba ambalo linaruhusu kupita gari moja tu kwa wakati mmoja. Sasa siku moja kulikua na gari mbili zinatokea pande mbili...
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Kipindi cha mjerumani...muone mchaga alivyokuwa
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Laana kuu ya wabongo ni longolongo na woga. Do something ~@$&%! La sivyo kaeni kimya maanayake malalamiko na manung'uniko pekee bila vitendo ni kichefuchefu. Angalau basi jiungeni na CHADEMA...
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Jamaa mmoja mvuta unga kenda kwa kinyozi kunyolewa, alipoketi kwenye kiti cha kinyozi akainamisha kichwa chake huku akisinzia kwa jinsi madawa alivyo mkolea, vijana wa mjini wanaita akiyoyoma au...
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Habari zilizotujia kutoka mahakama ya mwanzo kisutu, zinasema kuwa, kijana mmoja kafikishwa mahakani kwa kosa la kumuibia dada mmoja mkufu wa dhahabu, na kuumeza tumboni, baada ya kusomewa kosa...
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Mimi najuta kwanini nilioa mapema tena huyu mwanamke ni nuksi. Toka nimeoa kila kitu kinaenda mrama, hapati mtoto mwaka wa 6 sasa, biashara tulianza zimekufa, kiufupi maisha yameharibika na...
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Heri ya kuzaliwa wadau wa JF mliozaliwa tarehe ya leo. Mungu awatangulie katika mishe zenu. Happy Birthday 28/August mwilongo Aron mr xuma Inspector Jws Gilbert Julius Alex Fredrick amonbiner...
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Daah life la shule bhana so powa aisee. Wakati nipo form 3 shule moja hivi kusini mwa Tanzania tena mkoa wenye baridi kali nilikutwa na hii fedhea ambayo ni ngumu kuisahau alooo. Nakumbuka siku...
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Ukipendwa pendeka usiachane na mwenza wako
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Unajua kwanini (nyau) Paka wakijamiiana nyau wa kike hulalamika sana? Sababu ni hii ... Paka dume uume wake unakama miiba milaini ambayo mwanzo huukuna uke wa paka jike na kuleta raha sana ...
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Hawa wanawake bwana sijui wapoje aisee sijui mgnga wao yuko wapi sijui amekufa au nae amerogwa maan haiwezekani wakati namuoa mke wangu hili jumba langu yeye amelikuta la milioni 200 halafu eti...
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