JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Huyo chatu anamkula kweli chatu mwenzake. Siyo ile kukulana mliyoidhania.

Habari wanajamvi Bila kupoteza muda naomba niwaeleze mtu anapokufa ndo anakuwa mzuri na ndo lugha za huruma hutolewa "NINGE NINGE NINGE" zinakuwa nyingi lakini wakati akiwa hai hakuna msaada...

"Wanaume wengi tunakufa vitani".

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African women are sexier because they are not flat-chested and scrawny. Indeed, they are fleshy, amply endowed and curvy. BY Marete Wa Marete IN SUMMARY You do not have to be a student...

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Nyumba ndogo kwa sifa, ugali umeviringishwa!

Habari wanajamvi Hiki kitu nimekikuta kinajadiliwa na wanaume kuwa ukiona mwanamke anakusalimia kila siku na huku hamfahamiani kwa ndani ujiongeze,kwamba huyo mwanamke anakuzimikia ile mbaya...

Aisee mimi haka kamsemo ka “kama yote” nakachukia kutoka moyoni Wewe msemo gani huupendi na unatumika kwa sasa

Baada za purukushani za hapa na pale mara jf tukala suspension na mambo mengine kibao but ashukuriwe aliye juu nimerudi na pia tumpongeze Maxence Melo kwa jitihada za kuirejesha jf bhana. Sio...

Mkuu Barbarosa huyu mbwa anamlaza macho mheshimiwa sana Lugola. Uwe na huruma na kodi zetu zinazitumia kumtafuta Bobby.

Angalia jinsi ilivyokuwa

Baada ya kupewa ban ya uonevu ya miezi mitatu nimerudi tena watu wangu wa nguvu.

Aisee kuna madudu yanaitwa washawasha au itching caterpillars hao nawaogopa kuliko kawaida naweza kupa hela yoyote nilionayo nikiona umelishika hasa lile lenye manyoya na macho Mungu niepushe...

Condoms are for weak as* men, Real men faaaaaaki quickly and pull out before HIV notices…........! Sasa ww nanganiaaa yatakayokupata utajijuaa mwenyewe.....utasema unataka kugunduaa sayari...

Inapendeza kuona historia ikitunzwa ukwel nikwamba ndugu zetu zaman walipata tabu Ila tulifanikiwa kumiondoa dada

Jumapili tulivu yenye kaubaridi ka kunyapianyapia...hahahah Baada ya kusubiri mualiko kwa muda mrefu nakutana na mkausho wa hatariii...hahahaha Nikaona sio mbaya wacha nijitowe out kidogo...

habari za leo wakuu kama kichwa kinavyojieleza hapo juu ni kwamba mwizi anapigika hapa maeneo ya k/koo sijajua ameiba nini kiukweli raia wana hasira sana wanaweza hata kumuua jamaa #yungtEmPeR

Kama uko mjini,unaparty kila weekend na washkaji huko bush bimkubwa anatumia choo cha shimo tafakari upya. Kama unamiliki nyumba zaidi ya moja mjini na unawapangaji,hali dada/kakaako anapanga...

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Up! Quick! My husband is back" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the...