JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
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Ni saa tano na nusu bado nimejilaza hapa kitandani.Naangaza kila pembe ya chumba changu lakini sioni mabadiliko yoyote chumbani.Moyo unanidunda dunda sana japo najua siumwi. Mara ''ngo ngo...
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Better late than never.... How does it matter whether you are 7 or 8, 17 or 18, 70 or 71? For all of us you're still as dumb and lovable as you always were! Just kidding. Wish you a very Happy...
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Pale likizo ya uzazi (maternity leave) inapokwisha na baba na mama wanajenga ua kichanga kina hali gani?
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Wana jf hebu tujikumbushe kidogo wale tuliopitia shule za msingi iringa mjini,binafsi nimesoma sabasaba primary sc nilianza mwaka 1991 namkumbuka sana mwl Danga alinifundisha kusoma na kuandika...
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Sio mashindano lakini hebu tucheki ni couple gani inayodeserve kuwa Couple of the year 2013 Ndani ya Chit chat?? Je, ni Arushaone & Lady doctor? Erickb52 & Chocs? Filipo & marejesho? kiwatengu...
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Habari wana Jf, Kipindi hiki cha Ugandawazi watoto wa kike na wa kiume, wanaanza aka kamchezo wakiwa na umri mdogo sn, miaka 10 tu unakuta mtoto an ajua mambo ya kikubwa[emoji1] Bibi yenu...
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Habari za saa hizi ndugu zangu. Nina miaka 22, ila nimekuwa na tatizo la ndoto nyevu siku 15 mfululizo sasa, nalala siwazi ngono wala mwanamke na nina kawaida ya kulala late nights nikiwa...
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Habari za majukumu wakubwa na wadogo. Kama kichwa cha habari kinavyojieleza hapo juu. * Ushimen: ni mtu wa kawaida hapendi kujaa hasira sana. * Mshana Jr: huyu nilishakunywa nae soda...
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If you think your English is good, I challenge you to write any english word (noun, adjective, pronoun, adverb, etc) that starts with first alphabet and ends with the last alphabet of your...
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Nilimpigia simu mwanamke mmoja niliyekuwa namdai fedha zangu, lakini hakupokea simu yangu. Nilipiga mara 10 zaidi, akagoma kupokea. Nikitambua mumewe alikuwa safari, nikaamua kumtumia meseji hii...
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kama mimi kuna vitu siwezi kabisaa huwa mara nyingi nahitaji msaada na vikifanyika na mwanamke huwa najisikia amani toka moyoni na mara nyingi huwa inaniwia vigumu kuvifanya mimi mwenyewe kama...
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Nawapenda nawapenda nawapenda[emoji86] [emoji86] [emoji86] [emoji86] [emoji86] [emoji87] [emoji87] [emoji87] [emoji85] [emoji85] [emoji85] [emoji85] [emoji85] [emoji87] [emoji8] [emoji8] [emoji8]...
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DAR bwana Tunagawana majukumu tuu "Wizi" MBAGALA "umbea" MWANANYAMALA "mapenzi" KIGAMBON "vibaka" KARIAKOO "majivuno" MASAKI "majungu" TANDALE "ushamba" BOKO "ustaarabu" POSTA "Ulevi"...
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Yap machungu yako kati ya vitu viwili vifuatavyo yaan kufiwa na kukosa hela Kitu gan huwa kinauma sana kama endapo utafiwa na mpendwa wako au kama itatokea huna hata mia mfukon yaan huna chapa...
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Naomba niishie hapa tafadhali. Shikamooni Tanzania. Nawasilisha.
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Baada ya kuona kuwa wakina dada wamejiwekea vigezo vya kumkubalia mwanaume Wa kumuoa ni mpaka mwanaume awe na pesa za shopping, kula vizuri,kutengeneza nywele kucha kope na kuwa na gari,nyumba pia...
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Miaka kadhaa iliyopita ndugu yetu katika ukoo alipata ajali mbaya ya barabarani na ilihitajika matibabu ya dharura lakini yenye umakini, na kama mnavyojua matibabu ya umakini kwa nchi hii ni...
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I asked my girl who she texting and she said her boyfriend [emoji23][emoji23] i forgot i’m the side nigga.. Lakini Dame akizidi 60Kgs huyo Hafai kuitwa "Baby"...*Try something Sexy like "My...
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